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The Best 'Nacho Libre' Quotes

Updated February 26, 2020 127 votes 57 voters 67.6k views25 items

Nacho Libre quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the Jack Black comedy Nacho Libre as determined by you and your votes. The Nacho Libre story is loosely based on the life of Rev. Sergio Gutiérrez Benítez, a Mexican Catholic priest who masqueraded as a lucha libre wrestler named Fray Tormenta in order to keep an orphanage in operation. Released on June 16, 2006, the tagline for Nacho Libre was "He's not lean. He's not mean. He's nacho average hero."

What are the best Nacho Libre quotes? Do you like Nacho's line, "Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Nacho Libre quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    Nacho: I don't see them. They should be coming back.(Leans against wall and whips head fast)
    Sister Encarnación: Where is your robe, Ignacio?
    Nacho: It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. (Tightens butt)
    Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
    Nacho: Thank you... (Turns toward Sister Encarnación) I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches.(Kneels down) But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his...nucleus.
    Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
    Nacho: Yes.
  • Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world
    Esqueleto: Not anymore...I like them!


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    Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is poopies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, playing volleyball...
    Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!
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    Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
    Esqueleto: How come?
    Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.