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The Best 'Napoleon Dynamite' Quotes

Napoleon Dynamite quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the American comedy Napoleon Dynamite as determined by you and your votes. Released on August 27, 2004, the low-budget Napoleon Dynamite was the first feature-length film from Jared Hess and became a box-office success. The tagline was "It's Gonna Be a Dynamite Summer." Portraying high schoolers, lead actors Jon Heder (as Napoleon Dynamite) and Efren Ramirez were 26 and 31 years old when they made the film.

What are the best Napoleon Dynamite quotes? Do you like Napoleon's oft-used "Gosh!" line? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Napoleon Dynamite quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    Napoleon: Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
    Secretary: Is there anything wrong?
    Napoleon: I don't feel very good. [Secretary pushes telephone towards Napoleon and he dials number]
    Kip: [on other line, making nachos] Hi.
    Napoleon: Is Grandma there?
    Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
    Napoleon: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh...
    Kip: What do you need?
    Napoleon: Can you just go get her for me?
    Kip: I'm really busy right now. [looks at cheese he grated on nachos]
    Napoleon: Just tell her to come get me.
    Kip: Why?
    Napoleon: 'Cause I don't feel good!
    Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
    Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me?
    Kip: No.
    Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?
    Kip: No, Napoleon.
    Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
    Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
    Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
    Kip: See ya. (Hangs up)
    Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!
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    Napoleon: Do you ride the bus to school?
    Pedro: No, I ride my bike.
    Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have?
    Pedro: It's a Sledgehammer.
    Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks... pegs... Lucky! (Also notices the Flag of Mexico on the back of the seat) You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
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    Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile
    Kip: Are you serious?
    Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
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    Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
    Pedro: A couple of days.
    Napoleon: I wish I could grow one. [chomps into a tater tot]