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The Best 'Napoleon Dynamite' Quotes

Napoleon Dynamite quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the American comedy Napoleon Dynamite as determined by you and your votes. Released on August 27, 2004, the low-budget Napoleon Dynamite was the first feature-length film from Jared Hess and became a box-office success. The tagline was "It's Gonna Be a Dynamite Summer." Portraying high schoolers, lead actors Jon Heder (as Napoleon Dynamite) and Efren Ramirez were 26 and 31 years old when they made the film.

What are the best Napoleon Dynamite quotes? Do you like Napoleon's oft-used "Gosh!" line? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Napoleon Dynamite quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    [First lines]
    Vern: What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
    Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! (Ties a string to his action figure and chucks it out the window)
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    Napoleon: (takes a bottle of Gatorade from the refrigerator and stops short) Who are you?
    Lafawnduh: I'm Lafawnduh.
    Napoleon: What are you doing here?
    Lafawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip. (short pause) Why are you so sweaty? (points at him)
    Napoleon: Been practicing.
    Lafawnduh: Practicing what?
    Napoleon: My dance moves. (compulsively turns his head and takes a swig of Gatorade)
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    Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
    Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally.
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    Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
    Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
    Don: Did you shoot any?
    Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
    Don: What kind of gun did you use?
    Napoleon: A frickin' twelve-gauge, what do you think?