National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, as determined by you and your votes. This seasonal comedy favorite, released on December 1, 1989, follows the Griswolds as they prepare to host a Christmas celebration. The tagline was "Yule crack up!" and the film was the third installment in the National Lampoon's Vacation franchise.
What are the best National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes? Do you like Chris' confused "Let's burn some dust here, eat my rubber!" line? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film as penned by the late John Hughes? Let it be known. The funny quotes, sad quotes, poignant quotes, and more. Vote for your top National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.
I Wasn't Talking To You
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd Chester: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you. [looking at his wife, Margo]
Eat My Rubber
Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think what you mean is "burn rubber" and "eat my dust".
Clark: Whatever Russ, whatever. Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!
Bit Nipply Out
Mary: Can I help you with anything?
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing.
Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: Uh... huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen?
Mary: Because it's cold out?
Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.
That's My Name
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.