Hosts The Best of Chris Berman's Nicknames
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This list is by no means complete, so feel free to add your favorites. Chris Berman is awesome covering NFL football but I think he hit his "nickname prime" covering baseball in the 80's and 90's
1 96 17 
Andre Bad Moon Rison
2 77 15 
Chuck New Kids on Knoblauch
3 65 14 
Sammy Say it aint Sosa
4 71 19 
Curtis My Favorite Martin
5 65 16 
Eddie Eat Drink and be Murray
6 59 15 
Lance You sunk my Blankenship
7 58 15 
Oddibe Young Again McDowell
8 52 14 
Mike Enough Aldrete
9 51 14 
Tim Purple Raines
10 55 17 
Bernard Innocent Until Proven Gilkey
11 53 16 
Jim Washer and Dwyer
12 53 17 
Todd Highway To Helton
13 52 17 
Mike Lego Gallego
14 44 13 Mike Nova Scioscia
15 48 16 
Damion It Don't Come Easley
16 45 14 John I am not a Kruk
17 49 17 
Todd Which Hand Does He Frohwirth
18 43 14 
Darryl Green Eggs and Hamilton
19 34 10 Alan Have Gun Will Trammell
20 40 15 
Jose Blame it on Rio
21 38 14 Matt White Cassel
22 38 17 Bruce Two Minutes for Ruffin
23 29 11 Rob Double Dibble
24 35 16 Jesus Skip to M' Alou
25 30 12 Jim Bela Fregosi
26 31 15 Ben Winter Coates
27 32 16 
Paul Orville Assenmacher
28 32 16 Craig Def Lefferts
29 28 13 Mark Tossed Salas
30 29 14 Steve Alto Sax
31 30 15 Mark Bay City Wohlers
32 32 17 Carlos 1 if by land 2 if Baerga
33 27 13 Ron Ma and Pa Kittle
34 31 17 
Wally Absorbine Joyner
35 26 13 Jim Frito Leyritz
36 26 13 Ron Tala Hassey
37 24 12 
Mark Bud Leiter
38 27 15 
Von Purple Hayes
39 23 12 Ed Ocean Sprague
40 24 13 
Greg Appa Maddux
41 24 13 Manny Kingston Trillo
42 25 14 Pete Raise Your Hand if Your Schourek
43 26 17 Jim 2 Silhouettes on Deshaies
44 21 13 
Damon Blue Berryhill
45 22 14 Mario Scotch and Soto
46 20 15 Bill Hello Dawley
47 22 18 Bruce Three Piece Sutter
48 8 4 jjj011972 added Eric Bieniemy Eric "Sleeping With" Bieniemy
49 19 16 Jim Hanky Pankovitz
50 6 3 KendallA.Bell added Jake Daylight Come And You Gotta Delhomme