The Best Quotes From Raising Arizona 

Updated April 6, 2018 271 votes 116 voters 29.1k views 10 items
Raising Arizona is easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and the dialogue is as close to brilliant as you can get. That's why it's time for a list of the best Raising Arizona quotes. I put down just a few of the top quotes and lines from Raising Arizona, now give me yours! With these Raising Arizona movie quotes, you can chuckle along to the wit and wisdom of H.I. McDonaugh, Ed, and even Nathan Arizona.
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Evelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.
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Hayseed in the Pickup
Son, you got a panty on your head.
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dubier added Machine Shop Earbender

Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.

H.I.: Bill Roberts?

Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.
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There's right and there's right and never the t'wain shall meet.
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