Raising Arizona is easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and the dialogue is as close to brilliant as you can get. That's why it's time for a list of the best Raising Arizona quotes. I put down just a few of the top quotes and lines from Raising Arizona, now give me yours! With these Raising Arizona movie quotes, you can chuckle along to the wit and wisdom of H.I. McDonaugh, Ed, and even Nathan Arizona.
H.I.There's right and there's right and never the t'wain shall meet.6512Should this be higher or lower?
Machine Shop Earbender
Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.
H.I.: Bill Roberts?Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.7219Should this be higher or lower?
DotRay, you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!433Should this be higher or lower?
Leonard SmallsCops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it. You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.276Should this be higher or lower?