Reality Television Personalities The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the Housewives taglines that keep on giving like satchels full of gold.

Nailing your Real Housewives intro tagline is a lot like sticking a landing at the Olympics: whether or not you make the mark, the internet will ensure no one ever forgets the results. To qualify among the very best Real Housewives taglines of all time, a housewife needs to meet a certain criteria, a criteria that varies depending on said housewife's own level of fame and what people associate with it. For example, Theresa Guidice including table flips in her Housewives tagline qualifies as a bullseye. Few come close to the self-awareness of D.C.'s Cat Ommanney, who accurately predicted, whether she intended to or not, that her installment would not last. But not all of the best Housewives taglines qualify as quality remarks; as you know, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. Some of these Real Housewives taglines inexplicably work just because of how bad they are, such as OC housewife Lauri's astute observation that living in wealth is in fact easier than poverty.

To truly ace your Real Housewives intro, take a queue from veterans Lisa Vanderpump and Carole Radziwill, who routinely decimate their costars in the equivalent of 140 characters or less.

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I'm Passionate About Dogs,... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Passionate About Dogs, Just Not Crazy About B*tches

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 6

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Ramona Singer is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm An Acquired Taste. If You Don't Like Me, Acquire Some Taste

Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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Throw Me To The Wolves And I S... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Throw Me To The Wolves And I Shall Return Leading The Pack

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 5

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Aviva Drescher is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
When People Tell Me I'm Fake, I Know They're Just Pulling My Leg

Aviva Baumann, Real Housewives of New York, Season 6

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Sonja Morgan is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
There's Nothing Grey About My Gardens

Sonja Morgan, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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The Crown Is Heavy, Darlings, ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
The Crown Is Heavy, Darlings, So Just Leave It Where It Belongs

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 7

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Phaedra Parks is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Only God Can Judge Me, And He Seems Quite Impressed

Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 9

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Eileen Davidson is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Not A Bitch But I've Played One On TV

Eileen Davidson, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 5

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LuAnn de Lesseps is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
One Should Know... Never Count Out The Countess

Luann de Lesseps, Real Housewives of New York, Season 7

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Yolanda Foster is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Like To Have Fun, But I Don't Play Games

Yolanda Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 3

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Alexis Bellino is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Thank God Every Day For My Life, And You Would Too

Alexis Bellino, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 7

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Lisa Vanderpump is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Life In Beverly Hills Is A Game And I Make The Rules

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 2

The Most Annoying Real Housewives of All Time

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Gizelle Bryant is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
The Word On The Street Is That I'm The Word On The Street

Gizelle Bryant, Real Housewives of Potomac, Season 1

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Teresa Giudice is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Used To Flip Tables, Now I'm Turning Them

Theresa Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 7

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Kim Richards is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Everybody Loves A Comeback Story, Especially One Starring Me

Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 4

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Heather Dubrow is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try It My Way

Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 11

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I Speak Five Languages, But I ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Speak Five Languages, But I Can Get A Man With No Words

Adriana De Moura, Real Housewives of Miami, Season 1

The Most Useless College Majors

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ShereƩ Whitfield is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Call Me A Bad Server Because I Always Spill The Tea

Shereé Whitfield, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 10

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NeNe Leakes is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Don't Keep Up With The Joneses, I Am The Joneses

NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 1

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I Was Poor, I Was Rich, I Was ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Was Poor, I Was Rich, I Was Poor Again And You Know What? Having Money Is Easier.

Lauri Peterson, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 2

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I May Not Be The Sharpest Tool... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I May Not Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, But I'm Pretty

Kristen Taekman, Real Housewives of New York, Season 6

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Catherine Ommanney is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time

Cat Ommanney, Real Housewives of D.C., Season 1

The Best Survivor Contestants That Ever Played

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Vicki Gunvalson is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Don't Wanna Get Old

Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 1

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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Not A Housewife But I Am Real

Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives of New York, Season 7

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Carole Radziwill is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
If You're Gonna Talk About Me Behind My Back, At Least Check Out My Great Ass

Carole Radziwill, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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Dina Manzo is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Back To Bring The Zen. Namaste, B*tches!

Dina Manzo, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 6

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Joanna Krupa is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm A Model, But Not Always A Model Citizen

Joanna Krupa, Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2

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Are The Police Involved? is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Are The Police Involved?

Lauri Peterson, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 1

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I'm The Girl Next Door, If You... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm The Girl Next Door, If You Live In A Big Mansion

Stephanie Hollman, Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 1

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I Call The Shots In My Life No... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Call The Shots In My Life Now, And I Have Good Aim

Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 7

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My Husband's A Top Plastic Sur... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
My Husband's A Top Plastic Surgeon In This Town, And I Am His Best Creation

Lisa Hochstein, Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2

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Kandi Burruss is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I May Be Small, But My Empire Keeps On Growing

Kandi Burruss, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5

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I'm Not A Trophy Wife - I'm A ... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Not A Trophy Wife - I'm A Lifetime Achievement Award

Cary Deuber, Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 1

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Kenya Moore is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Won Miss USA, Not Miss Congeniality

Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 8