Reality Television Personalities The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the Housewives taglines that keep on giving like satchels full of gold.

Nailing your Real Housewives intro tagline is a lot like sticking a landing at the Olympics: whether or not you make the mark, the internet will ensure no one ever forgets the results. To qualify among the very best Real Housewives taglines of all time, a housewife needs to meet a certain criteria, a criteria that varies depending on said housewife's own level of fame and what people associate with it. For example, Theresa Guidice including table flips in her Housewives tagline qualifies as a bullseye. Few come close to the self-awareness of D.C.'s Cat Ommanney, who accurately predicted, whether she intended to or not, that her installment would not last. But not all of the best Housewives taglines qualify as quality remarks; as you know, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. Some of these Real Housewives taglines inexplicably work just because of how bad they are, such as OC housewife Lauri's astute observation that living in wealth is in fact easier than poverty.

To truly ace your Real Housewives intro, take a queue from veterans Lisa Vanderpump and Carole Radziwill, who routinely decimate their costars in the equivalent of 140 characters or less.

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I'm Passionate About Dogs,... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Passionate About Dogs, Just Not Crazy About B*tches

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 6

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Throw Me To The Wolves And I S... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Throw Me To The Wolves And I Shall Return Leading The Pack

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 5

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Ramona Singer is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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The Crown Is Heavy, Darlings, ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
The Crown Is Heavy, Darlings, So Just Leave It Where It Belongs

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 7

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ShereƩ Whitfield is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Shereé Whitfield, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 10

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Phaedra Parks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 9

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LuAnn de Lesseps is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Luann de Lesseps, Real Housewives of New York, Season 7

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Eileen Davidson is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

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Dina Manzo is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Dina Manzo, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 6

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NeNe Leakes is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 1

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Lisa Vanderpump is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 2

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Teresa Giudice is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Theresa Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 7

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Gizelle Bryant is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
The Word On The Street Is That I'm The Word On The Street

Gizelle Bryant, Real Housewives of Potomac, Season 1

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Carole Radziwill is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Carole Radziwill, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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Heather Dubrow is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 11

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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives of New York, Season 7

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Aviva Drescher is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Aviva Baumann, Real Housewives of New York, Season 6

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Sonja Morgan is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Sonja Morgan, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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Yolanda Hadid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Yolanda Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 3

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I'm Not A Trophy Wife - I'm A ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Not A Trophy Wife - I'm A Lifetime Achievement Award

Cary Deuber, Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 1

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I Was Poor, I Was Rich, I Was ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Was Poor, I Was Rich, I Was Poor Again And You Know What? Having Money Is Easier.

Lauri Peterson, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 2

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I'm The Girl Next Door, If You... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm The Girl Next Door, If You Live In A Big Mansion

Stephanie Hollman, Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 1

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I Speak Five Languages, But I ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Speak Five Languages, But I Can Get A Man With No Words

Adriana De Moura, Real Housewives of Miami, Season 1

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Kim Richards is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 4

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Kenya Moore is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 8

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I Call The Shots In My Life No... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Call The Shots In My Life Now, And I Have Good Aim

Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 7

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Vicki Gunvalson is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 1

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Kandi Burruss is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Kandi Burruss, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5

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Alexis Bellino is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Alexis Bellino, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 7

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Catherine Ommanney is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Cat Ommanney, Real Housewives of D.C., Season 1

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Are The Police Involved? is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Are The Police Involved?

Lauri Peterson, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 1

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I May Not Be The Sharpest Tool... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I May Not Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, But I'm Pretty

Kristen Taekman, Real Housewives of New York, Season 6

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Joanna Krupa is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

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My Husband's A Top Plastic Sur... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
My Husband's A Top Plastic Surgeon In This Town, And I Am His Best Creation

Lisa Hochstein, Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2