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The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk 

Mick Jacobs
Updated January 18, 2018 6.6k votes 471 voters 4.7k views 34 items

List Rules Vote up the Housewives taglines that keep on giving like satchels full of gold.

Nailing your Real Housewives intro tagline is a lot like sticking a landing at the Olympics: whether or not you make the mark, the internet will ensure no one ever forgets the results. To qualify among the very best Real Housewives taglines of all time, a housewife needs to meet a certain criteria, a criteria that varies depending on said housewife's own level of fame and what people associate with it. For example, Theresa Guidice including table flips in her Housewives tagline qualifies as a bullseye. Few come close to the self-awareness of D.C.'s Cat Ommanney, who accurately predicted, whether she intended to or not, that her installment would not last. But not all of the best Housewives taglines qualify as quality remarks; as you know, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. Some of these Real Housewives taglines inexplicably work just because of how bad they are, such as OC housewife Lauri's astute observation that living in wealth is in fact easier than poverty.

To truly ace your Real Housewives intro, take a queue from veterans Lisa Vanderpump and Carole Radziwill, who routinely decimate their costars in the equivalent of 140 characters or less.

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I'm Passionate About Dog... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Passionate About Dogs, Just Not Crazy About B*tches

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 6

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Throw Me To The Wolves A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
Throw Me To The Wolves And I Shall Return Leading The Pack

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 5

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The Crown Is Heavy, Darl... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
The Crown Is Heavy, Darlings, So Just Leave It Where It Belongs

Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 7

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Ramona Singer is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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Lisa Vanderpump is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Shereé Whitfield ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Shereé Whitfield, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 10

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Teresa Giudice is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Eileen Davidson is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Carole Radziwill is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Carole Radziwill, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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Bethenny Frankel is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Phaedra Parks is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 9

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Gizelle Bryant is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
The Word On The Street Is That I'm The Word On The Street

Gizelle Bryant, Real Housewives of Potomac, Season 1

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Dina Manzo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Dina Manzo, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 6

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NeNe Leakes is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Heather Dubrow is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Kenya Moore is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 8

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Aviva Drescher is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Aviva Baumann, Real Housewives of New York, Season 6

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Sonja Morgan is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Sonja Morgan, Real Housewives of New York, Season 9

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LuAnn de Lesseps is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Luann de Lesseps, Real Housewives of New York, Season 7

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I'm Not A Trophy Wife - ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm Not A Trophy Wife - I'm A Lifetime Achievement Award

Cary Deuber, Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 1

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Kandi Burruss is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk

Kandi Burruss, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5

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Yolanda Hadid is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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Kim Richards is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
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I Call The Shots In My L... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I Call The Shots In My Life Now, And I Have Good Aim

Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 7

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I'm The Girl Next Door, ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Real Housewives Taglines That Are More Inspirational Than A Ted Talk
I'm The Girl Next Door, If You Live In A Big Mansion

Stephanie Hollman, Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 1