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List Rules Only sit-down or fast food eateries in the Simpsons universe, please. No grocery or convenience stores.

The Simpsons has some of the best background gags in all of televised comedy. Half the time, the names of the businesses are funnier than the episode itself. Which restaurant had the biggest laugh when you caught the name on the sign in the background? Vote for your favorites and add any that are missing!
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Kentucky Fried Panda is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Kentucky Fried Panda It's finger ling-ling good!

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General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
General Chang's Taco Italiano

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405 53
The Frying Dutchman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
EdVanEtten added The Frying Dutchman

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The Municipal House of Pancake... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Municipal House of Pancakes

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379 97
Up, Up and Buffet! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Up, Up and Buffet!

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471 113
We Have Restrooms! is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
We Have Restrooms!

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364 72
Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JesseStevens added Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag

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398 116
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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408 102
You Thai Now! is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
You Thai Now!

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341 97
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Lard Lad

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Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat

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341 90
Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll

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305 75
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
wiabux added Krusty Burger

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318 92
Much Ado About Muffins is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Much Ado About Muffins

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The Texas Cheesecake Depositor... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JulianBailinson added The Texas Cheesecake Depository

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273 54
Luftwaffles is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Luftwaffles

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The Slaughterhouse is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Slaughterhouse

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Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fant... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
teresathebarista added Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

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250 95
What They Eat in Iceland is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
What They Eat in Iceland

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Call Me Delish-mael is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Call Me Delish-mael

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Tacobelfast is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Ilyas678 added Tacobelfast

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248 116
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Chez Guevara

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190 99
The Singing Sirloin is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Singing Sirloin Home of ballads and salads

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210 94
The Spaghetti Laboratory is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Spaghetti Laboratory

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251 110
IRS Burger is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
IRS Burger Serving the IRSwich and dependent-size sodas

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Gulp 'n' Blow is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Max Birkholz added Gulp 'n' Blow

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Two Guys from Kabul is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Two Guys from Kabul

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150 98
Pizzeria Cheapo is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Pizzeria Cheapo

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147 93
The Fifth Helping is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Fifth Helping A Place For Brunch

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P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smor... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg

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Dimwillie's is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dimwillie's

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The Rusty Barnacle is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Rusty Barnacle

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Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream Parlor

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The Gilded Truffle is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Gilded Truffle

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Bloaters at the Squidport is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Bloaters at the Squidport

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Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Michael Bear Arlt added Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza

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Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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Chez Pierre is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Chez Pierre