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List Rules Only sit-down or fast food eateries in the Simpsons universe, please. No grocery or convenience stores.

The Simpsons has some of the best background gags in all of televised comedy. Half the time, the names of the businesses are funnier than the episode itself. Which restaurant had the biggest laugh when you caught the name on the sign in the background? Vote for your favorites and add any that are missing!
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Kentucky Fried Panda is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Kentucky Fried Panda It's finger ling-ling good!

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463 111
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
General Chang's Taco Italiano

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409 54
The Frying Dutchman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
EdVanEtten added The Frying Dutchman

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419 83
The Municipal House of Pancake... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Municipal House of Pancakes

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382 100
Up, Up and Buffet! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Up, Up and Buffet!

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474 116
We Have Restrooms! is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
We Have Restrooms!

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369 73
Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JesseStevens added Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag

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400 120
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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411 105
You Thai Now! is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
You Thai Now!

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344 99
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Lard Lad

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388 99
Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat

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343 93
Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll

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308 77
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
wiabux added Krusty Burger

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321 95
Much Ado About Muffins is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Much Ado About Muffins

The Best Norah Jones Albums of All Time

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196 34
The Texas Cheesecake Depositor... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JulianBailinson added The Texas Cheesecake Depository

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286 103
The Slaughterhouse is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Slaughterhouse

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274 58
Luftwaffles is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Luftwaffles

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253 85
Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fant... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
teresathebarista added Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

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241 112
Call Me Delish-mael is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Call Me Delish-mael

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252 98
What They Eat in Iceland is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
What They Eat in Iceland

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250 119
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Chez Guevara

The Best Chevrolets of All Time

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116 19
Tacobelfast is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Ilyas678 added Tacobelfast

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213 96
The Spaghetti Laboratory is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Spaghetti Laboratory

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192 102
The Singing Sirloin is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Singing Sirloin Home of ballads and salads

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253 113
IRS Burger is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
IRS Burger Serving the IRSwich and dependent-size sodas

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139 39
Gulp 'n' Blow is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Max Birkholz added Gulp 'n' Blow

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185 111
Two Guys from Kabul is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Two Guys from Kabul

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Pizzeria Cheapo is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Pizzeria Cheapo

The 17 Greatest Simpsons Religion Jokes

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148 96
The Fifth Helping is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Fifth Helping A Place For Brunch

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130 92
P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smor... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg

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111 105
Dimwillie's is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dimwillie's

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33 6
The Rusty Barnacle is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Rusty Barnacle

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27 8
Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream Parlor

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25 12
The Gilded Truffle is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Gilded Truffle

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20 10
Bloaters at the Squidport is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Bloaters at the Squidport

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13 15
Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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45 52
Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Michael Bear Arlt added Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza

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10 15
Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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9 17
Chez Pierre is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Chez Pierre