Animated The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons  

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List Rules Only sit-down or fast food eateries in the Simpsons universe, please. No grocery or convenience stores.

The Simpsons has some of the best background gags in all of televised comedy. Half the time, the names of the businesses are funnier than the episode itself. Which restaurant had the biggest laugh when you caught the name on the sign in the background? Vote for your favorites and add any that are missing!
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Kentucky Fried Panda is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Kentucky Fried Panda It's finger ling-ling good!

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468 113
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
General Chang's Taco Italiano

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418 55
The Frying Dutchman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
EdVanEtten added The Frying Dutchman

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423 85
The Municipal House of Pancake... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Municipal House of Pancakes

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478 117
We Have Restrooms! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
We Have Restrooms!

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386 102
Up, Up and Buffet! is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Up, Up and Buffet!

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374 74
Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JesseStevens added Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag

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404 122
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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415 106
You Thai Now! is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
You Thai Now!

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348 100
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Lard Lad

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394 99
Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat

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345 95
Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll

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313 79
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
wiabux added

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324 97
Much Ado About Muffins is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Much Ado About Muffins

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198 35
The Texas Cheesecake Depositor... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JulianBailinson added The Texas Cheesecake Depository

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290 104
The Slaughterhouse is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Slaughterhouse

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275 59
Luftwaffles is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Luftwaffles

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254 86
Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fant... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
teresathebarista added Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

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243 113
Call Me Delish-mael is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Call Me Delish-mael

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253 99
What They Eat in Iceland is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
What They Eat in Iceland

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251 119
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Chez Guevara

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193 103
The Singing Sirloin is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Singing Sirloin Home of ballads and salads

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213 97
The Spaghetti Laboratory is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Spaghetti Laboratory

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116 20
Tacobelfast is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Ilyas678 added Tacobelfast

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255 113
IRS Burger is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
IRS Burger Serving the IRSwich and dependent-size sodas

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139 40
Gulp 'n' Blow is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Max Birkholz added Gulp 'n' Blow

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185 112
Two Guys from Kabul is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Two Guys from Kabul

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152 101
Pizzeria Cheapo is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Pizzeria Cheapo

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148 97
The Fifth Helping is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Fifth Helping A Place For Brunch

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130 94
P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smor... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg

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112 106
Dimwillie's is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dimwillie's

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33 7
The Rusty Barnacle is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Rusty Barnacle

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27 8
Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream Parlor

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26 13
The Gilded Truffle is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Gilded Truffle

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20 11
Bloaters at the Squidport is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Bloaters at the Squidport

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13 16
Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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45 53
Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Michael Bear Arlt added Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza

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10 16
Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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Chez Pierre is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Chez Pierre