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List Rules Only sit-down or fast food eateries in the Simpsons universe, please. No grocery or convenience stores.

The Simpsons has some of the best background gags in all of televised comedy. Half the time, the names of the businesses are funnier than the episode itself. Which restaurant had the biggest laugh when you caught the name on the sign in the background? Vote for your favorites and add any that are missing!
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Kentucky Fried Panda is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Kentucky Fried Panda It's finger ling-ling good!

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General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
General Chang's Taco Italiano

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The Frying Dutchman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
EdVanEtten added The Frying Dutchman

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The Municipal House of Pancake... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Municipal House of Pancakes

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Up, Up and Buffet! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Up, Up and Buffet!

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473 114
We Have Restrooms! is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
We Have Restrooms!

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Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JesseStevens added Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag

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Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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You Thai Now! is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
You Thai Now!

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Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Lard Lad

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Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat

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Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
zxray added Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll

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Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
wiabux added Krusty Burger

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Much Ado About Muffins is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Much Ado About Muffins

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The Texas Cheesecake Depositor... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
JulianBailinson added The Texas Cheesecake Depository

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Luftwaffles is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Luftwaffles

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The Slaughterhouse is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Slaughterhouse

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Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fant... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
teresathebarista added Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

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What They Eat in Iceland is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
What They Eat in Iceland

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Call Me Delish-mael is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Call Me Delish-mael

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Tacobelfast is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Ilyas678 added Tacobelfast

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Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Chez Guevara

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213 94
The Spaghetti Laboratory is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Spaghetti Laboratory

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The Singing Sirloin is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Singing Sirloin Home of ballads and salads

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IRS Burger is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
IRS Burger Serving the IRSwich and dependent-size sodas

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Gulp 'n' Blow is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Max Birkholz added Gulp 'n' Blow

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Two Guys from Kabul is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Two Guys from Kabul

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Pizzeria Cheapo is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Pizzeria Cheapo

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The Fifth Helping is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
The Fifth Helping A Place For Brunch

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P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smor... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
P.Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg

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The Rusty Barnacle is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Rusty Barnacle

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Dimwillie's is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Dimwillie's

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Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Phineas Q. Butterfat Ice Cream Parlor

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The Gilded Truffle is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added The Gilded Truffle

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Bloaters at the Squidport is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Bloaters at the Squidport

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Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Michael Bear Arlt added Jackie Mclean's Jazz and Pizza

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Pimento Grove is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Pimento Grove

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Chez Pierre is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Restaurant Names on The Simpsons
Amber Cluney added Chez Pierre