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The Best Sh*tty Beers  

Ryan Maddock
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List Rules Vote up the cheap, trashy, garbage-water beers you can't live without.

What's your favorite beer? No, we're not talking about any of the double-brewed IPAs, lovingly crafted microbrews, or hoppy farmhouse ales (???) you see at the fancy grocery store you visit every now and then. We're talking about real beers: beers that come in packs of 40 at the 7-Eleven. Beers that aren't designed to have a rich, full flavor, but are meant to be sucked out of a can as quickly as humanly possible by guys named "Tyler." Beers you might find at a barbecue floating in a baby pool full of ice water.

Cheap, sudsy, and delicious, there's a pretty good chance you've had every beer on this list. Take a minute to vote up the ones you love the most, and vote down the ones too gross to drink at even the sloppiest of tailgate parties. 

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Pabst Blue Ribbon is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Yuengling Traditional Amber La... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Miller High Life is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
Miller High Life
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Samuel Adams is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Corona is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Coors Original is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Blue Moon is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Miller Lite is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Yuengling Premium Beer is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Cerveceria Modelo Modelo Espec... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Old Latrobe Rolling Rock (brew... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Heineken International is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Coors Light is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Budweiser is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Michelob is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Anheuser-Busch Busch is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Pacífico is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Femsa Tecate is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Lone Star Beer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
Lone Star Beer
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Shock Top is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
Shock Top
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Hamm's is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
Hamm's
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Goose Island IPA is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
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Schlitz is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers
Schlitz
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Stroh Brewery Old Milwaukee is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Sh*tty Beers