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The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters 

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Updated November 22, 2019 12.5k votes 1.2k voters 46.2k views 55 items
The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.
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Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
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Blinky is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!
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Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
No more pain where you are now, boy
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Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added
In rod we trust...
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Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Bobo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo...
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The Itchy & Scratchy... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Poochie is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added
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Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added
Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
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King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Linguo is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Laddie is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Chaz Fletcher added
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Bitey is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Gabbo is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Deric added
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Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters