Animated The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters  

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

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341 90
Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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375 97
Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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496 169
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added In rod we trust...

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304 97
Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

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360 117
Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
No more pain where you are now, boy

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321 106
Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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291 109
The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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273 110
Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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283 110
Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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307 125
Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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175 88
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added

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202 121
Ranker Video

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153 86
Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

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185 116
King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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178 131
Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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208 125
Ranker Video
Chaz Fletcher added

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62 14
Ranker Video
CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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215 140
Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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144 98
Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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83 49
Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added "Chew through my ball sack"

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151 109
Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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135 101
AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added

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142 108
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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151 112
Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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115 98
Furious George is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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213 117
Bobo is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo...

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138 115
Bitey is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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27 4
Ranker Video
Spider-pig

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98 93
Duncan is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.

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20 3
Ranker Video
Daryn Arakaki added The Hounds

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118 101
Strangles is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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106 105
Gabbo is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Deric added

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105 90
Menthol Moose is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added

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151 125
Stewart is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I stand by my hiring practices.

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67 58
Canary M. Burns is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dogmansuede added Good lord! That canary was supposed to be my pidgeon! I need to find a patsy, quick!

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2 3
Bobo is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Bobo

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15 9
Jebadiah springfield is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Jebadiah springfield

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12 8
Snowball I is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I

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103 107
Superdude is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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101 97
General Sherman is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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10 10
Pigeon-rat is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pigeon-rat

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5 9
Dr zauis is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Dr zauis

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5 9
Happy little elves is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Happy little elves

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4 9
Worker and parasite is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Worker and parasite

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4 10
Funzo is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Funzo

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19 26
Danger Dog is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
RalphBob added The Simpsons

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91 87
Anastasia is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Anastasia A round of applause, please, for Anastasia. She loves show-business. So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?

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84 92
Toot-Toot is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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3 9
Stingy and battery is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Stingy and battery