FOX The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters  

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Santa's Little Helper I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

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487 158
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added Inanimate Carbon Rod In rod we trust...

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328 86
Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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358 92
Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Kang and Kodos Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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293 94
Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

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349 111
Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pinchy No more pain where you are now, boy

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309 101
Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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278 107
The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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265 104
Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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278 105
Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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171 84
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Lard Lad

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292 124
Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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198 120
Ranker Video

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147 84
Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Gremlin Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

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180 115
King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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175 129
Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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204 123
Ranker Video
Chaz Fletcher added Dog with the Shifty Eyes

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Ranker Video
CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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212 137
Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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139 95
Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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78 47
Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added Nibbles "Chew through my ball sack"

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133 98
AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added AT-5000 Auto-dialer

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147 107
Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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137 108
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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148 109
Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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112 97
Furious George is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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212 115
Bobo is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Bobo Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo...

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135 114
Bitey is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Duncan is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Duncan Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.

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103 103
Gabbo is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Deric added Gabbo

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113 100
Strangles is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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102 88
Menthol Moose is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added Menthol Moose

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149 123
Stewart is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Stewart I stand by my hiring practices.

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13 3
Ranker Video
Daryn Arakaki added The Hounds

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0 1
Bobo is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Bobo

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63 57
Canary M. Burns is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dogmansuede added Canary M. Burns Good lord! That canary was supposed to be my pidgeon! I need to find a patsy, quick!

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17 4
Ranker Video
Spider-pig

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12 7
Jebadiah springfield is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Jebadiah springfield

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101 105
Superdude is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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8 7
Snowball I is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I

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97 96
General Sherman is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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5 9
Pigeon-rat is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pigeon-rat

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3 8
Dr zauis is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Dr zauis

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3 8
Worker and parasite is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Worker and parasite

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3 8
Happy little elves is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Happy little elves

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18 25
Danger Dog is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
RalphBob added Danger Dog The Simpsons

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2 8
Stingy and battery is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Stingy and battery

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2 9
Funzo is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Funzo

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89 86
Anastasia is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Anastasia A round of applause, please, for Anastasia. She loves show-business. So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?

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82 91
Toot-Toot is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters