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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

2
343 93
Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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500 170
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added In rod we trust...

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376 100
Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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305 100
Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

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362 119
Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
No more pain where you are now, boy

7
324 107
Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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292 112
The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

9
276 111
Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

10
285 111
Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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311 126
Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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177 89
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added

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204 121
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189 117
King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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154 89
Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

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180 133
Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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66 14
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CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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209 127
Ranker Video
Chaz Fletcher added

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216 141
Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

20
147 98
Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

21
156 109
Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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85 50
Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added "Chew through my ball sack"

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135 103
AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added

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143 109
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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153 113
Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters