TV The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters  

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Santa's Little Helper I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

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Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added Inanimate Carbon Rod In rod we trust...

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Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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351 90
Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Kang and Kodos Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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284 93
Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

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342 108
Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pinchy No more pain where you are now, boy

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302 99
Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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271 104
The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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260 104
Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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271 104
Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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168 82
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Lard Lad

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284 121
Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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210 115
Bobo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Bobo Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo...

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194 117
Ranker Video

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Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Gremlin Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

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King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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168 126
Poochie is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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Ranker Video
Chaz Fletcher added Dog with the Shifty Eyes

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139 92
Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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207 135
Linguo is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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132 96
AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added AT-5000 Auto-dialer

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146 105
Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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75 45
Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added Nibbles "Chew through my ball sack"

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135 107
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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145 108
Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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110 95
Furious George is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Duncan is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Duncan Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.

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Bitey is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Gabbo is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Deric added Gabbo

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113 99
Strangles is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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99 87
Menthol Moose is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added Menthol Moose

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Stewart is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Stewart I stand by my hiring practices.

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Daryn Arakaki added The Hounds

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11 5
Jebadiah springfield is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Jebadiah springfield

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59 56
Canary M. Burns is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dogmansuede added Canary M. Burns Good lord! That canary was supposed to be my pidgeon! I need to find a patsy, quick!

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Ranker Video
Spider-pig

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99 103
Superdude is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Snowball I is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I

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96 95
General Sherman is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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2 8
Happy little elves is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Happy little elves

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17 25
Danger Dog is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
RalphBob added Danger Dog The Simpsons

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2 8
Pigeon-rat is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pigeon-rat

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Anastasia is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Anastasia A round of applause, please, for Anastasia. She loves show-business. So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?

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81 89
Toot-Toot is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Captain jack is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Captain jack

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86 97
Princess is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Princess Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?

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Chum is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Chum

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67 78
Executive Vice President is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Funzo is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Funzo