FOX The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters  

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.

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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Santa's Little Helper I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

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Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added Inanimate Carbon Rod In rod we trust...

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Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Kang and Kodos Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

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Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pinchy No more pain where you are now, boy

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Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Lard Lad

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Ranker Video

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Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added Gremlin Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

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King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Chaz Fletcher added Dog with the Shifty Eyes

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CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added Nibbles "Chew through my ball sack"

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AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added AT-5000 Auto-dialer

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Laddie is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Bobo is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Bobo Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo...

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Furious George is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Bitey is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Duncan is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Duncan Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.

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Gabbo is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Deric added Gabbo

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Daryn Arakaki added The Hounds

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Strangles is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Spider-pig

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Menthol Moose is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added Menthol Moose

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Stewart is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Stewart I stand by my hiring practices.

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Bobo is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Bobo

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Canary M. Burns is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dogmansuede added Canary M. Burns Good lord! That canary was supposed to be my pidgeon! I need to find a patsy, quick!

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Jebadiah springfield is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Jebadiah springfield

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Superdude is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Snowball I is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Snowball I

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General Sherman is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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Pigeon-rat is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Pigeon-rat

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Dr zauis is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Dr zauis

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Happy little elves is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Happy little elves

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Worker and parasite is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Worker and parasite

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Danger Dog is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
RalphBob added Danger Dog The Simpsons

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Anastasia is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Anastasia A round of applause, please, for Anastasia. She loves show-business. So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?

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Stingy and battery is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Stingy and battery

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Funzo is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Funzo

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Toot-Toot is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters