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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.
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345 95
Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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501 172
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added
In rod we trust...
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378 101
Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
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307 101
Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!
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364 120
Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
No more pain where you are now, boy
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327 108
Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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294 113
The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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278 111
Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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287 111
Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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314 126
Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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179 89
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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204 123
Ranker Video
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190 118
King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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155 90
Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added
Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
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182 133
Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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66 15
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209 129
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Chaz Fletcher added
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217 141
Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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147 99
Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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86 50
Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added
"Chew through my ball sack"
22
156 110
Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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144 109
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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135 104
AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added
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154 113
Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters