Animated The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters  

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

2
344 93
Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

3
501 170
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added
In rod we trust...

4
377 100
Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

5
306 100
Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

6
363 119
Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
No more pain where you are now, boy

7
325 107
Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

8
293 112
The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

9
277 111
Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

10
286 111
Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

11
312 126
Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

12
178 89
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added

13
204 122
Ranker Video

14
190 117
King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

15
155 89
Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added
Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

16
181 133
Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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66 15
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CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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209 128
Ranker Video
Chaz Fletcher added

19
217 141
Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

20
147 99
Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

21
86 50
Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added
"Chew through my ball sack"

22
156 110
Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

23
144 109
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

24
135 104
AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added

25
154 113
Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters