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The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters  

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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Santa's Little Helper is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.
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Scratchy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Lon Harris added
In rod we trust...
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Kang and Kodos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
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Snowball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!
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Pinchy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
No more pain where you are now, boy
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Blinky is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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The Itchy & Scratchy Show is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Stampy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Mr. Teeny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Harry Plopper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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King Snorky is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Gremlin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
dubier added
Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
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Poochie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Chaz Fletcher added
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Linguo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Jub-Jub is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
KimKelly added
"Chew through my ball sack"
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Duff McShark is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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Laddie is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
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AT-5000 Auto-dialer is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters
Milton Houten added
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Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters