The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.Ranker may collect a commission from links on this page.
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Santa's Little Helper
I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.
Lon Harris added Inanimate Carbon Rod
In rod we trust...
Kang and Kodos
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!
No more pain where you are now, boy
dubier added Lard Lad
dubier added Gremlin
Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
CasRain added Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.
Chaz Fletcher added Dog with the Shifty Eyes
KimKelly added Nibbles
"Chew through my ball sack"
Milton Houten added AT-5000 Auto-dialer