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The Best Quotes From The Aristocats

Updated February 6, 2019 539 votes 167 voters 16.0k views11 items

The best The Aristocats quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Aristocats, with the help of your votes. Starring Phil Harris and Eva Gabor, The Aristocats was directed by Wolfgang Reitherman and released in 1970.

What is your favorite The Aristocats quote? One memorable line was when Napoleon said, "I'm the leader! I'll decide when we go! ... Here we go. CHARGE!!!" Another great line from The Aristocats is, "Ladies do not start fights... but they can finish them!" spoken by Marie.

Vote up your top The Aristocats quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 5

    Shut Up, Toulouse

    Toulouse: I told you it was Edgar.
    Berlioz: Aw, shut up, Toulouse!


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  • 6

    One-Wheeled Haystack

    Napoleon: It's a one-wheeled....
    Lafeyette: A one-wheeled what?
    Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack! And there it goes!


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  • 7

    You Can Be Replaced

    Napoleon: Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
    Lafayette: Now, how come you always get the tender part?
    Napoleon: Because I outrank you, that's why. Now stop beating your gums and sound the attack!
    Napoleon: No, that's mess call!
    Lafeyette: Ha ha, makin' a mess of it huh?
    Napoleon: YOU can be REPLACED, you know.


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  • 8

    Brainless Lunatic

    O'Malley: One magic carpet coming up.
    Duchess: That's a magic carpet?
    Milkman: SACREBLEU!
    Milkman: SAPRISTI! Stupid cat! Brainless lunatic! 


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