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The Best Quotes From The Butterfly Effect

Updated February 6, 2019 61 votes 34 voters 1.8k views

The best The Butterfly Effectquotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Butterfly Effect, with the help of your votes. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Amy Smart, The Butterfly Effect was directed by  Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber and released in 2004.

What is your favorite The Butterfly Effect quote? One memorable line was when Evan said, "More f*cked up than I am? You think you know me? I don't even know me!" Another great line from The Butterfly Effect is, "You know there's one major hole in your story, there is no f*cking way on this planet, nor any other I would ever be in some fu*king sorority," spoken by Kayleigh Miller.

Vote up your top The Butterfly Effect quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Don't Ever Touch Me Again

    Young Evan: What time is it?
    Mr. George Miller: It's time for you to do what I tell you to do...
    Young Evan: Wrong answer f*ck bag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next 30 seconds you're gonna open 1 of 2 doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.
    Mr. George Miller: What's happening, how are you doing this?
    Young Evan: It'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell. Whose only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father.'ll lead to her suicide. Nice work Daddy.
    Mr. George Miller: Who are you?
    Young Evan: Let's just say you're being closely watched, George. Your other option is... to treat Kayleigh like, say like a loving father treats his daughter. Sound okay to you, Papa?
    Mr. George Miller: Yes.
    Young Evan: Listen close then f*ckbag. You screw this up again - I'll flat-out castrate you. What you need to do, is discipline your son Tommy cause the kid is one sadistic pup. One last thing...
    Young Kayleigh: Don't ever touch me again!
    Mr. George Miller: I won't.


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  • 2

    I Don't Even Know Me

    Thumper: Maybe there's a reason you've repressed the day some pervert had you in your tighty-whities.
    Thumper: Hey Man, I'd think twice about what you're doing. You could wake up a lot more f*cked up than you are now.
    Evan: More f*cked up than I am? You think you know me? I don't even know me!


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  • 3

    It's Wasn't Weird Was It

    Kayleigh Miller: Where'd you learn those new tricks?
    Evan: What? wasn't weird was it?
    Kayleigh Miller: Yeah, if you call multiple orgasms weird!


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    Occupational Humor

    Kayleigh: So, how's tricks? Sorry, occupational humor.
    Evan: I got it.


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