The best Devil's Rejects quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Devil's Rejects, with the help of your votes. Starring William Forsythe and Sid Haig, The Devil's Rejects was directed by Rob Zombie and released in 2005.
What is your favorite The Devil's Rejects quote? One memorable line was when Captain Spaulding says, "What's that about clown business?" Another great line from The Devil's Rejects is, "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin' Mark Twain sh*t, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone," spoken by Otis.
Vote up your top Devil's Rejects quotes, regardless of what character they come from.
Baby: [dancing] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at the these.
Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Otis: Well, why not- are you a faggot?
Otis: Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of *ss shaking her sh*t right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy: I'm a married man.
Otis: Oh, a married f*ckin' man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man!
Otis: Okay, mama, get up here.
Otis: Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin' Mark Twain sh*t, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone.
Captain Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Charlie Altamont: Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Clevon: Yeah boss?
Charlie Altamont: You know why I come here to get these chickens?
Clevon: No boss.
Charlie Altamont: 'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Clevon: Is that right?
Charlie Altamont: Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!
Darrell: How're you all doin? G'morning.
Charlie Altamont: Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
Darrell: We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Charlie Altamont: Yeah! I see it!
Darrell: Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
Charlie Altamont: RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.
Darrell: Rhode Island Red...two. Now ya'll ain't planning on f*ckin' these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont: What the f*ck are you getting at? Do you f*ck chickens?
Darrell: Well, I thought about f*ckin' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the *ss of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your *ss and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont: Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, f*ck it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of f*cking a chicken, motherf*cker?
Darrell: Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken f*cker but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken f*cking.
Clevon: Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a f*cking chicken f*cker!
Darrell: I didn't say--
Charlie Altamont: Everybody just stop yappin' and grab the f*ckin' chickens, Clevon! Here, five.
Darrell: Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Clevon: Chickenf--He's the chicken f*cker!!!
Charlie Altamont: That's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
Clevon: We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!
Charlie Altamont: Yeah, I know, I know.
Clevon: (yelling back to Darrell, and giving the finger) You inbred! Inbred!!