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The Best Quotes From The Girl Next Door

Updated February 5, 2019 332 votes 158 voters 6.1k views12 items

The best The Girl Next Door quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Girl Next Door, with the help of your votes. Starring Emile Hirsch and Elisha Cuthbert, The Girl Next Door was directed by Luke Greenfield and released in 2004.

What is your favorite The Girl Next Door quote? One memorable line was when Eli said, "Shh... Dude, learn to like it." Another great line from The Girl Next Door is, "Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad," spoken by Kelly.

Vote up your top The Girl Next Door quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Moral Fiber

    Mr. Peterson: So, what was the scholarship for?
    Matthew: Moral fiber.

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      I'll Kill Myself

      Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
      Matthew: Mess what up?
      Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
      Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
      Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that *ss.
      Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
      Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
      Matthew: Fine!
      Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f**k her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! f**k her for me! For me!


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        Eli: Dude!
        Matthew: I know.
        Klitz: Dude!
        Matthew: I know.


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          That's A Mature Response

          Matthew: Why are you doing this?
          Danielle: What?
          Matthew: This.
          Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To f**k a porn star in a cheap motel room? So this is what you really think of me.
          Matthew: Danielle, wait. I'm sorry.
          Danielle: Let me guess. Someone showed you a tape, and you thought, "What the hell. She does it for a living right?"
          Matthew: Eli told me to do it.
          Danielle: Oh, now that's a mature response.
          Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
          Danielle: Because I didn't want to. okay?..... Because I loved the way you looked at me...... God, do you have an idea how... forget it.
          Matthew: Hold On...
          Danielle: F**k you.


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