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The Best Quotes From The Girl Next Door  

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The best The Girl Next Door quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Girl Next Door, with the help of your votes. Starring Emile Hirsch and Elisha Cuthbert, The Girl Next Door was directed by Luke Greenfield and released in 2004.

What is your favorite The Girl Next Door quote? One memorable line was when Eli said, "Shh... Dude, learn to like it." Another great line from The Girl Next Door is, "Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad," spoken by Kelly.

Vote up your top The Girl Next Door quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Moral Fiber is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From The Girl Next Door
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Moral Fiber

Mr. Peterson: So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.

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I'll Kill Myself

Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that *ss.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f**k her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! f**k her for me! For me!

 

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Learn To Like It

Klitz: - Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you.
Eli: Shh... Dude, learn to like it.

 

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To Your School

Mrs. Kidman:  Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
 

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