The best quotes from The Naked Gun make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest Naked Gun quotes, with the help of your votes. Starring Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley, The Naked Gun was directed by David Zucker and released in 1988.
What is your favorite Naked Gun quote? One memorable line was when Frank said, "Hey! Look at that. The missing evidence in the Kelner case. My God! He was innocent!" Another great line from The Naked Gun is, "My father went the same way," spoken by Ed.
Vote up your what you think are the best Naked Gun quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
(Looking up Jame's skirt)
Frank: Nice beaver.
Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed. (she hand him a stuffed beaver)
Frank: Let me help you with that.
Jane: Frank, this is Quentin Hapsburg of the Hexagon Oil Company.
Hapsburg: Pleased to meet you, Mr....
Frank: Drebin. Frank Drebin. I believe I've used some of your restrooms.
Hapsburg: I'm sure you have.
Frank: Are you, in some way, connected with the institute?
Hapsburg: Well, not officially, but as a matter of fact, Jane and I have been seeing quite a lot of each other lately. How's my little hell cat?
Frank: Well, that's great. I've been dating too. Nice girl. An author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it.
Hapsburg: I beg your pardon?
Jane: Frank, please.
Frank: Oh, it's all right. I'm sure we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
Hapsburg: That does it!
Ed: It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! What is journalism coming to? You're laying on top of the queen with her legs wrapped around you. And they call that news. They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair!
Frank: I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.
Frank: Hey! Look at that. The missing evidence in the Kelner case. My God! He was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, what's the use?