The Best True Blood Quotes

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Vote up your favorite quotes from 'True Blood.'

HBO's hit television series True Blood has been filled with funny and memorable lines from the very first episode when viewers were first introduced to the characters of Sookie, Bill, Jason, Arlene, Lafayette, Tara and Sam, to name a few. Each of the characters in the show bring something special to the table, as you will see below. These are some of the best quotes from True Blood. And if you're looking for another quotable series, make sure to check out these other shows like True Blood.

True Blood premiered on HBO on Sept. 7, 2008. It was created by Alan Ball and is based on The Southern Vampire Mysteries novels by Charlaine Harris. Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgard, and Rutina Wesley are among the series' stars.

True Blood ran for seven seasons and during that time it offered a ton of memorable quotes. Check out some of the best True Blood quotes below and vote up all of your favorites.

  • 1
    81 VOTES

    Eric's Hair

    Eric's Hair
    Video: YouTube

    Eric: Is there blood in my hair?

    Lafayette: I... I don't know. I can't see in this light.

    Eric: How about now?

    Lafayette: Y... yeah t... there's a little bit of blood in there, yeah.

    Eric: This is bad. Pam is going to kill me.

    81 votes
  • 2
    104 VOTES

    Hamburger with AIDS

    Hamburger with AIDS
    Video: YouTube

    Lafayette: 'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger....with AIDS?

    Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.

    Lafayette: In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat?

    Redneck: Yeah, I'm an American and I got a say in who makes my food.

    Lafayette: Aw baby, it's too late for that. F*ggots been breeding your cows, raisin' your chickens, even brewin' your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f**ker. Everything on your God damn table got AIDS.

    Redneck: Well, you still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.

    Lafayette: Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Here, eat it! bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food the way I f**kin' make it! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress.

    104 votes
  • 3
    92 VOTES

    Teacup Humans

    Teacup Humans
    Video: YouTube

    Pam to Arlene's kids: You make me so happy I never had any of you.

    Eric: Now come on, Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature -- teacup humans.

    92 votes
  • 4
    44 VOTES

    They're All Scared of Me

    They're All Scared of Me
    Video: YouTube

    Lafayette: You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?

    Sookie: No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.

    Lafayette: Yes, girl. Let's here it! These damn redneck are suckers for packaging.

    Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.

    Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.

    44 votes
  • 5
    55 VOTES

    Vampire Bits

    Vampire Bits
    Video: YouTube

    Pam: There's vampire in your cleavage.

    Sookie: Oh, okay, eww!

    Pam: Allow me. Here, let me get that for you.

    55 votes
  • 6
    64 VOTES

    Eric's Regret

    Eric's Regret
    Video: YouTube

    Eric: Here's the truth. There are forces beyond even my control. If I meet the true death without ever having kissed you, Sookie Stackhouse, that would be my biggest regret.

    Sookie: Why does it sound like you're saying goodbye to me?

    Eric: Because I am.

    64 votes