The Best True Blood Quotes  

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HBO's hit television series True Blood has been filled with funny and memorable lines from the very first episode when viewers were first introduced to the characters of Sookie, Bill, Jason, Arlene, Lafayette, Tara and Sam, to name a few. Each of the characters in the show bring something special to the table, as you will see below. These are some of the best quotes from True Blood.
Hamburger with AIDS
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Lafayette: "'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger....with AIDS?
Redneck: "I ordered the hamburger deluxe."
Lafayette: "In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat?
Redneck: "Yeah, I'm an American,and I got a say in who makes my food.
Lafayette: "Aw baby, it's too late for that. F*ggots been breeding your cows, raisin' your chickens, even brewin' your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f**ker. Everything on your God damn table got AIDS.
Redneck: "Well, you still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger."
Lafayette: "Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Here, eat it! bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food the way I f**kin' make it! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress."

This scene between Lafayette and several customers at Merlotte's was full of tension. One can definitely understand why Lafayette got upset.
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Teacup Humans
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Pam to Arlene's kids: "You make me so happy I never had any of you."
Eric: "Now come on, Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature -- teacup humans."

The way Eric delivers his "teacup human" line is priceless.
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Eric's Hair
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Eric: "Is there blood in my hair?"
Lafayette: "I... I don't know. I can't see in this light."
Eric: "How about now?"
Lafayette: "Y... yeah t... there's a little bit of blood in there, yeah."
Eric: "This is bad. Pam is going to kill me."

And this marked the transition from long-haired Eric to shorter-haired Eric.
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Eric's Maker
Eric's Maker is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best True Blood Quotes
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Sookie: "He's your maker, isn't he?"
Eric: "Don't use words you don't understand."
Sookie: "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric: "Don't use words I don't understand."

Poor Eric!
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