science The 30+ Best Ways to Tell If Someone Is a Stoner  

Justin Hussong
122 votes 12 voters 31 items

List Rules Vote up the best ways to tell if somebody you know is secretly a stoner.

Have you ever wondered if someone might be a stoner, but don't want to be rude by asking them? While this list might contain some of the funniest and best ways to tell if someone is a stoner, none of them are a sure thing, so don't go throwing around any accusations! These signs of a stoner might just help you identify a potential new friend.

If you are wondering how to tell if someone is a stoner, they might have red eyes at times, they might enjoy deep conversations, they may laugh a lot, and they may enjoy the occasional conspiracy theory. Stoner or not, the characteristics on this list are often those of good people!

Go ahead and vote up the best ways how to tell if someone is a stoner and once you feel like you've learned how to spot a pothead, head on over and vote on the best stoner snacks.

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They Love Stoner Movies

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They Hold Cigarettes Between the Thumb and Index Finger

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They Have Resin on the Bottom of Their Lighter

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They Love the Number "420"

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They Smell Like Marijuana

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They Always Have a Lighter

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They Call Everyone "Dude"

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They Laugh a Lot

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They Wear Sunglasses Indoors

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They Have Red Eyes

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They Say, "Smoke What?" When You Ask if They Smoke

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They Have Eyedrops

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They Have Intelligent Conversations

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They Love Conspiracy Theories

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They Rarely Get Angry

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They Smell Like Febreze

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They Are Bad at Math, But Great With Fractions

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They Really Want to Go to Amsterdam

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They Drive 10mph Under The Speed Limit

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They Show Up Late For Things

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They Are Slow Texters

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They Think Every Knock on the Door is the Cops

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They Forget Everything

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They Say "What?" a Lot

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They Are Always Hungry

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They Are Always Tired

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They Wear Tie-Dye

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They Play Hacky Sack

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They Speak Slower Than Normal

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Their House is Full of Snacks

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They Love Listening to Bands Like Sublime and 311