Weirdly Interesting The 30+ Best Ways to Tell If Someone Is a Stoner  

Justin Hussong
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List Rules Vote up the best ways to tell if somebody you know is secretly a stoner.

Have you ever wondered if someone might be a stoner, but don't want to be rude by asking them? While this list might contain some of the funniest and best ways to tell if someone is a stoner, none of them are a sure thing, so don't go throwing around any accusations! These signs of a stoner might just help you identify a potential new friend.

If you are wondering how to tell if someone is a stoner, they might have red eyes at times, they might enjoy deep conversations, they may laugh a lot, and they may enjoy the occasional conspiracy theory. Stoner or not, the characteristics on this list are often those of good people!

Go ahead and vote up the best ways how to tell if someone is a stoner and once you feel like you've learned how to spot a pothead, head on over and vote on the best stoner snacks.

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They Hold Cigarettes Between the Thumb and Index Finger

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They Call Everyone "Dude"

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They Wear Sunglasses Indoors

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They Laugh a Lot

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They Have Intelligent Conversations

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They Love Stoner Movies

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They Drive 10mph Under The Speed Limit

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They Rarely Get Angry

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They Are Slow Texters

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They Have Red Eyes

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They Show Up Late For Things

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They Have Resin on the Bottom of Their Lighter

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They Have Eyedrops

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They Are Bad at Math, But Great With Fractions

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They Always Have a Lighter

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They Smell Like Marijuana

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They Love the Number "420"

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Their House is Full of Snacks

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They Smell Like Febreze

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They Think Every Knock on the Door is the Cops

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They Speak Slower Than Normal

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They Say "What?" a Lot

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They Are Always Hungry

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They Are Always Tired

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They Say, "Smoke What?" When You Ask if They Smoke

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They Play Hacky Sack

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They Wear Tie-Dye

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They Forget Everything

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They Really Want to Go to Amsterdam

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They Love Conspiracy Theories

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They Love Listening to Bands Like Sublime and 311