The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever
Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.
Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men.
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‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
It's got to be illegal to look that good.
Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.