Dating The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever  

Elise Hennigan
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Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.

Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men. 

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1
27 14

2
33 20

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

3
15 9

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

4
22 16

I can't take them off of you.

5
20 15

Because damn, you’re a knockout!

6
14 9

(Show her the front camera on your phone.)

7
13 8

Dinosaurs still exist, right?

8
10 5

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

9
15 10
Or should I walk by again?

10
31 26

Because you truly are a work of art.

11
26 22

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

12
16 12

Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

13
15 11

14
14 10

‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

15
10 6

16
20 17

Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

17
20 17

18
8 5

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

19
7 4

But I can picture you and me together.

20
24 22
I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

21
20 18

Because without you, I’d die.

22
12 10

Because you’re the only ten I see!

23
14 13

[No] Well then, please start.

24
14 13

But I can make your dreams come true.

25
12 11

Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!