jokes The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever  

Elise Hennigan
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Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.

Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men. 

Vote for the best pick up lines and add your favorites if you don't see them here.

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14 5
I’m No Mathematician, But I’m Pretty Good With Numbers...

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

13 5
I Must Be In A Museum...

Because you truly are a work of art.

13 5
Can You Take Me To The Doctor?

Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

14 6
Do You Like Bananas or Blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

14 6
Are You My Phone Charger?

Because without you, I’d die.

15 7
Are You A Dictionary?

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

10 3
I May Not Be A Genie...

But I can make your dreams come true.

11 4
Are You Cinderella?

 Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!

9 3
I Think There Is Something Wrong With My Eyes...

I can't take them off of you.

7 2
Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of?

Boyfriend material.

8 4
My Friends Bet Me That I Wouldn't Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Hottest Girl In The Bar...

Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

10 9
I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me?

[No] Well then, please start.

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9 8
Do You Have A Pencil?

Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

8 7
Was Your Father An Alien?

Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

5 4
(Take A Photo Of Him)

I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.

4 3
Do You Believe in Love at First Sight? Or should I walk by again?

4 3
Do You Have a Mirror in Your Pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. 

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4 3
Are You A Parking Ticket?

‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

7 7
Your Lips Look So Lonely...

Would they like to meet mine?

6 6
Somebody Call The Cops!

It's got to be illegal to look that good.

4 4
Hello. Cupid Called.

He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

4 4
I Seem To Have Lost My Phone Number...

Can I have yours?

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3 3
Kiss Me If I’m Wrong, But...

Dinosaurs still exist, right?

2 2
There’s Only One Thing I Want To Change About You...

Your last name.

4 5
You Must Be A Broom...

'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

4 5
Is It Hot In Here?

Or is it just you?

4 5
Are You From Tennessee?

Because you’re the only ten I see!

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3 4
I Have To Show You The Prettiest Girl I've Ever Seen...

(Show her the front camera on your phone.)

3 4
Was Your Dad A Boxer?

Because damn, you’re a knockout!

2 3
Is Your Dad A Terrorist?

Cause you’re the bomb.

2 3
Hey, You’re Pretty And I’m Cute...

Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

2 3
Is Your Name Google?

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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1 2
Are You Religious?

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

1 2
I’m Lost...

Can you give me directions to your heart?

1 2
They Say Disneyland Is The Happiest Place On Earth...

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

1 2
I’m Not A Photographer...

But I can picture you and me together.

1 2
Do You Have An Extra Heart?

Mine was just stolen.

1 2
Would You Grab My Arm?

I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

1 2
Did It Hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

1 2
Can I Follow You Home?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

0 1
Do I Know You?

Because you look a lot like my next bae.

3 5
Hello, I’m A Thief...

And I’m here to steal your heart.

3 5
You Must Be Jelly...

'Cause jam don't shake like that.

0 2
Are You A Magician?

Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

3 6
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink...

Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.