Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.
Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men.
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Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Dinosaurs still exist, right?
Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I can't take them off of you.
(Show her the front camera on your phone.)
Your last name.
It's got to be illegal to look that good.
Because without you, I’d die.
- 12Or should I walk by again?
But I can picture you and me together.
Can I have yours?
Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Because you’re the only ten I see!
Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Would they like to meet mine?
Cause you’re the bomb.
- 21I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
But I can make your dreams come true.
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- 25Because I can see myself in your pants.