Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.
Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men.
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[No] Well then, please start.
And I’m here to steal your heart.
Or is it just you?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.
Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Can you give me directions to your heart?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Because you truly are a work of art.
'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Because damn, you’re a knockout!
When you fell from heaven?
Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Mine was just stolen.
'Cause jam don't shake like that.
He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Because you look a lot like my next bae.