Jokes The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever  

Elise Hennigan
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Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.

Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men. 

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1
36 22

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

2
28 16

3
25 16

I can't take them off of you.

4
30 22

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

5
17 10

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

6
17 10

(Show her the front camera on your phone.)

7
18 11
Or should I walk by again?

8
16 10

Dinosaurs still exist, right?

9
23 17

Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

10
16 11

‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

11
12 7

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

12
22 17

13
23 18

Because without you, I’d die.

14
22 17

Because damn, you’re a knockout!

15
18 14

Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

16
17 13

17
11 7

18
10 6

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

19
14 11

Would they like to meet mine?

20
14 11

Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

21
8 5

But I can picture you and me together.

22
31 29

Because you truly are a work of art.

23
13 11

Because you’re the only ten I see!

24
15 14

But I can make your dreams come true.

25
12 11

It's got to be illegal to look that good.