Dating The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Vote up the cheesiest pick up lines.

Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.

Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men. 

Vote for the best pick up lines and add your favorites if you don't see them here.

list ordered by

18 10
My Friends Bet Me That I Wouldn't Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Hottest Girl In The Bar... Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

15 8
Was Your Dad A Boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

26 19
I Must Be In A Museum... Because you truly are a work of art.

26 20
I’m No Mathematician, But I’m Pretty Good With Numbers... Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

11 6
Is Your Name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

16 12
I Think There Is Something Wrong With My Eyes... I can't take them off of you.

13 9
I Seem To Have Lost My Phone Number... Can I have yours?

11 7
Do You Believe in Love at First Sight? Or should I walk by again?

23 20
Do You Like Bananas or Blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

18 15
Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of? Boyfriend material.

9 6
I Have To Show You The Prettiest Girl I've Ever Seen... (Show her the front camera on your phone.)

9 6
Kiss Me If I’m Wrong, But... Dinosaurs still exist, right?

6 3
They Say Disneyland Is The Happiest Place On Earth... Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

23 21
Are You A Dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

18 16
Can You Take Me To The Doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

11 9
Are You A Parking Ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

5 4
I’m Not A Photographer... But I can picture you and me together.

18 18
Are You My Phone Charger? Because without you, I’d die.

13 13
I May Not Be A Genie... But I can make your dreams come true.

12 12
I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? [No] Well then, please start.

11 11
Do You Have a Mirror in Your Pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. 

11 11
Do You Have A Pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

10 10
Your Lips Look So Lonely... Would they like to meet mine?

9 9
(Take A Photo Of Him) I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.

9 9
Are You From Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

6 6
There’s Only One Thing I Want To Change About You... Your last name.

5 5
Are You Religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

10 11
Was Your Father An Alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

9 10
Somebody Call The Cops! It's got to be illegal to look that good.

7 8
You Must Be A Broom... 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

7 8
Is It Hot In Here? Or is it just you?

4 6
Would You Grab My Arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

4 6
I’m Lost... Can you give me directions to your heart?

16 20
Are You Cinderella?  Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!

5 8
Hey, You’re Pretty And I’m Cute... Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

5 8
Can I Follow You Home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

4 7
Did It Hurt? When you fell from heaven?

3 6
Do I Know You? Because you look a lot like my next bae.

2 5
Are You A Magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

6 10
Hello. Cupid Called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

5 9
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink... Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

2 6
Do You Have An Extra Heart? Mine was just stolen.

5 10
You Must Be Jelly... 'Cause jam don't shake like that.

4 9
Hello, I’m A Thief... And I’m here to steal your heart.

4 10
Is Your Dad A Terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.