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The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever 

Elise Hennigan
Updated October 8, 2019 1.9k votes 463 voters 17.3k views 45 items

List Rules Vote up the cheesiest pick up lines.

Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.

Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men. 

Vote for the cheesiest one-liners and add your favorites if you don't see them here.

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Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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I can't take them off of you.

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‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

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Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

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Dinosaurs still exist, right?

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Or should I walk by again?
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Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

10

Because you truly are a work of art.

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(Show her the front camera on your phone.)

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Because without you, I’d die.

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Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

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Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

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Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

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It's got to be illegal to look that good.

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Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

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Because damn, you’re a knockout!

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But I can picture you and me together.

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Because you’re the only ten I see!

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I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.