Dating The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Vote up the cheesiest pick up lines.

Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.

Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men. 

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list ordered by

1
22 12

2
29 20

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

3
27 23

Because you truly are a work of art.

4
17 13

I can't take them off of you.

5
17 13

Because damn, you’re a knockout!

6
12 8
Or should I walk by again?

7
11 7

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

8
18 15

9
13 10

10
12 9

‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

11
10 7

(Show her the front camera on your phone.)

12
23 21

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

13
23 21
I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

14
18 16

Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

15
9 7

Dinosaurs still exist, right?

16
6 4

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

17
11 10

Would they like to meet mine?

18
7 6

19
6 5

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

20
5 4

But I can picture you and me together.

21
18 18

Because without you, I’d die.

22
13 13

But I can make your dreams come true.

23
12 12

[No] Well then, please start.

24
11 11

Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

25
11 11
Because I can see myself in your pants. 

26
9 9

Because you’re the only ten I see!

27
9 9

I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.

28
10 11

Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

29
9 10

It's got to be illegal to look that good.

30
7 8

'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

31
7 8

Or is it just you?

32
4 6

I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

33
4 6

Can you give me directions to your heart?

34
16 20

 Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!

35
5 8

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

36
5 8

Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

37
3 6

Because you look a lot like my next bae.

38
2 5

Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

39
6 10

He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

40
6 10

'Cause jam don't shake like that.

41
5 9

Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

42
5 9

And I’m here to steal your heart.

43
4 8

When you fell from heaven?

44
3 7

Mine was just stolen.

45
5 11

Cause you’re the bomb.