Cheesy pick up lines... do they work? Sure, if your goal is to provoke an eye roll or get someone to laugh at your sheer absurdity. But if you're using any of the below lines sincerely - to actually attract a hottie at the bar - then probably not. Below, are the worst pickup lines you could possibly use, ranked in terms of their cheese factor.
Cheesy pick up lines can be hilarious, in the right context. A G-rated pickup line can work if you immediately act like you were being ironic, and someone may even swoon over your awkward charm. However, some pickup lines women hate are downright creepy and should never be used on a strange woman, regardless of your intent. If any of these bad pickup lines make you laugh, use your discretion before breaking them out next time you hit the bars and try to pick up women or men.
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I’m No Mathematician, But I’m Pretty Good With Numbers...
Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I Must Be In A Museum...
Because you truly are a work of art.
Are You A Dictionary?
Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
I Think There Is Something Wrong With My Eyes...
I can't take them off of you.
Are You Cinderella?
Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Can You Take Me To The Doctor?
Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Are You My Phone Charger?
Because without you, I’d die.
Do You Like Bananas or Blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I May Not Be A Genie...
But I can make your dreams come true.
Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of?
Do You Have a Mirror in Your Pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
My Friends Bet Me That I Wouldn't Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Hottest Girl In The Bar...