A list of the craziest Charlie Sheen quotes. Remember when Charlie Sheen had the meltdown of all meltdowns in February/March 2011? During these few months, Sheen was maybe the most famous person on the planet due to his epic quotes, the unintentional comedy of his words and his overall behavior turned him into a national punchline, whether he realized it or not. This all stemmed from his dispute with Two and a Half Men founder Chuck Lorre and saw Sheen get fired from the CBS television show. If that wasn't enough activity for the actor, Sheen went on a national speaking tour, which saw him sell out rooms across the country.
Some of Sheen's insane quotes became part of the pop culture lexicon. Phrases like "A rock star from Mars," "I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen," and of course, "Winning!"were all things that Sheen said that made him, at least for a few weeks, the most quoted person on the planet. While he may not have realized it, Sheen became a phenomenon, but not in a good way. His quotes landed him on every news program and gossip show, which were fueled by whenever the actor said something crazy.Eventually Sheen got it together, somewhat. FX gave Sheen his own TV show, Anger Management and almost everything got swept under the radar. But during a few months in 2011, Charlie Sheen uttered some of the most insane words that any public figure has ever said. This list is a tribute to those wild times and here are the craziest Charlie Sheen quotes, all in one place.
I am on a drug, it's called "Charlie Sheen."
"I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available cuz if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body. Um, too much?"
"Just to see...it often times says unknown...but occasionally a giant marquee name comes through on your caller id and it's like, 'WINNING!'"Charlie on celebrities calling him to give support (ABC News)
My condition is bitchin', my condition is perfect.
"My condition is b***hin', my condition is perfect so...I don't know what they're talking about."Charlie attacking CBS and Warner Bros. for shutting down Two and a Half Men (RadarOnline)
I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
"What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in a corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault.' Shut up!"Charlie on combatting rumors that he might be bipolar. (ABC News)