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A list of the craziest Charlie Sheen quotes. Remember when Charlie Sheen had the meltdown of all meltdowns in February/March 2011? During these few months, Sheen was maybe the most famous person on the planet due to his epic quotes, the unintentional comedy of his words and his overall behavior turned him into a national punchline, whether he realized it or not. This all stemmed from his dispute with Two and a Half Men founder Chuck Lorre and saw Sheen get fired from the CBS television show. If that wasn't enough activity for the actor, Sheen went on a national speaking tour, which saw him sell out rooms across the country.

Some of Sheen's insane quotes became part of the pop culture lexicon. Phrases like "A rock star from Mars," "I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen," and of course, "Winning!"were all things that Sheen said that made him, at least for a few weeks, the most quoted person on the planet. While he may not have realized it, Sheen became a phenomenon, but not in a good way. His quotes landed him on every news program and gossip show, which were fueled by whenever the actor said something crazy. 

Eventually Sheen got it together, somewhat. FX gave Sheen his own TV show, Anger Management and almost everything got swept under the radar. But during a few months in 2011, Charlie Sheen uttered some of the most insane words that any public figure has ever said. This list is a tribute to those wild times and here are the craziest Charlie Sheen quotes, all in one place.
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I exposed people to magic. is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes
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I exposed people to magic.

"I exposed people to magic. I exposed something they're otherwise never gonna see in their boring, normal lives and I gave that to them. I mean, I might forget about them tomorrow but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives and that's a gift, man."

Charlie Sheen on why he doesn't regret his partying "past." (ABC News)
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As a retired gambler, I need b... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes
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As a retired gambler, I need better odds than that.
“The fiction of AA, it’s a silly book written by a broken down fool who was a plagiarist. I got tired of subscribing to something with at 5 percent success rate, as a retired gambler I need better odds than that.”
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Clearly I have defeated this e... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes
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Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words.
"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words - imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
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My condition is bitchin', my c... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes
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My condition is bitchin', my condition is perfect.

"My condition is b***hin', my condition is perfect so...I don't know what they're talking about."

Charlie attacking CBS and Warner Bros. for shutting down Two and a Half Men (RadarOnline)
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