Media 16 Insane Quotes From Children That Actually Got Printed In Newspapers  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Upvote the kids quotes that offer a refreshing world view.

Time to take a break from all of the fake Internet news out there and get a refreshingly honest take on the world from kids. Every now and then, local newspapers take the time to ask kids their perspective; when they do, they sometimes get brutally honest answers from children who are wise beyond their years.

This collection of quotes from kids being unintentionally hilarious in local newspapers include some statements to make you realize how different the world would be if it were run by kids. And by that, we mean that it would probably be a huge improvement.

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Keep On Trucking

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Last Action Hero

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Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 16 Insane Quotes From Children That Actually Got Printed In Newspapers
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Presents Over Poop

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