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The Disaster Artist movie quotes help tell the true story of Tommy Wiseau as he created the movie The Room. The biographical comedy was directed by James Franco using a screenplay Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber adapted from the book The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Film Ever Made by Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell. The Disaster Artist opened wide in theaters in the United States on December 8, 2017.
In The Disaster Artist, aspiring actors Tommy Wiseau (James Franco) and Greg Sestero (Dave Franco) bond over their struggles to become big Hollywood stars and quickly become friends. So one day when Greg makes an offhand comment about making their own movie, Tommy takes this as the best idea ever.
Along with his mysterious millions in funding, Tommy begins to write, direct, act in and produce The Room alongside Greg and Greg's girlfriend, Amber (Alison Brie). But it soon becomes painfully clear to the cast and crew (including Seth Rogen, Ari Graynor, Josh Hutcherson and Jacki Weaver) that Tommy might just be creating the worst movie ever made.
Tommy Wiseau: You and me we both have this dream. Greg Sestero: Yeah, I guess we do. Tommy Wiseau: Now we’ll be famous. We’ll show them.
From the agency to casting directors to industry insiders, Hollywood has rejected Tommy in every way possible. Though as he states in these The Disaster Artist movie quotes, he certainly isn't giving up.
Tommy Wiseau: To be or not to be! Judd Apatow: It’s not going to happen for you, not in a million years! Tommy Wiseau: But after that?
After spotting Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann eating dinner, Tommy approaches them and auditions for the director, not that he asked Tommy to do so. But when Apatow explains that Tommy just isn't going to cut it, the insight is lost on the aspiring superstar.
Sandy Schklair: Ready and action! Tommy Wiseau: What line? What is line? Sandy Schklair: I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullsh***. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark. Tommy Wiseau: Okay. Sandy Schklair: Action! Tommy Wiseau: What is line? Sandy Schklair: Take 13, action! Tommy Wiseau: I did not hit her. Okay, okay, line? Entire crew: I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullsh***. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark. Sandy Schklair: Take 67, action! Tommy Wiseau: I hit her.
When filming one simple scene, Tommy proves part aloof and part forgetful when it comes to saying his lines. The frustration expressed by the crew in these The Disaster Artist movie quotes is real and quite justified.
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You're Fearless
Greg Sestero: When I get up on stage in front of people all I can think about is, what if they laugh at me. You man, you’re fearless. I want to feel that too.
After seeing Tommy perform, Greg explains how he admires Tommy's fearless approach to acting. Greg wants to have that bravery and thinks he can learn a few things from his new friend.
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You're Aiming a Little Bit High
Juliette Danielle: I think you’re aiming a little bit high. Tommy Wiseau: I aim where I aim. Just do the scene. Sandy Schklair: Why is he having sex with her belly button? He knows where her vagina is, right?
Filming of sex scene in The Room goes hilariously wrong in these The Disaster Artist movie quotes when Tommy seems to be aiming his man parts at Juliette's belly button. Tommy remains oblivious to this fact, much to the crew's entertainment.
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I Need to Show My Ass
Greg Sestero: Tommy, this is not necessary. Tommy Wiseau: No, no, very necessary, I need to show my ass to sell this picture.
For some reason unbeknownst to everyone, Tommy arrives naked to the set. Despite Greg trying to reason with Tommy in these The Disaster Artist movie quotes, Tommy is convinced that his naked ass is a requirement of the film.
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