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film The Doctor's Celebrity Crushes  

Vince Cooley
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Here are the women I find beautiful, intelligent, witty and sexy. I can't stand a dumb girl, the moment I hear about someone hitting the clubs & spewing idiocy, I tune out. I picked all of my crushes through out time and assumed I could use a Tardis to just pop in whenever I wanted. I'll keep updating reasons, but for now enjoy.

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead age 32 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend. In my imaginary world I call doctorland.

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Penélope Cruz age 42 - I loved Penelope in her spanish language films Belle Epoque and Obre Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes, the far superior original to Vanilla Sky's remake) So imagine how happy I am she became an international crossover sensation. I loved ...

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Felicia Day age 37 - She's Felicia Day. She's the pinnacle of nerd hottness.

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Olivia Wilde is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Doctor's Celebrity Crushes
Olivia Wilde age 33 - I used to have a major crush on Olivia Wilde, then I found out every guy in the country had one, she was voted #1 on Maxim's hot 100. And I found out she was married to royalty. Not as hot to me now. Weird. But she is in the ...

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Emma Stone age 28

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Katharine Hepburn Died at 96 (1907-2003) - The epitome of what I would want to find in a woman. Intelligent, strong willed, beautiful, witty and a bit of a smart ass. They don't make 'em like Katharine any more. I don't think they ever did.

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Rachel Maddow age 44 - I don't care. I know, she's not even into my gender. I don't care. I'm kind of femmy sometimes. Maybe? Alright, but she's so cute and INTELLIGENT. I feel like she could actually keep up with a conversation with me instead of ...

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Rosario Dawson age 37 - She's just great. If that crappy movie KIDS gave America one thing (besides the heebie jeebies) it was two great actresses in Chloe Sevigny and Rosario Dawson. (math jokes are fun) She's that "I wanna have a beer with her ...

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Jessica Stroup age 30 - Umm... watch the video and tell me that isn't sexy. I dare you. I double dog dare you. What?

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Anna Chlumsky age 36 - No this isn't a creepy hold over from my youth. Anna came back to acting last year in a great, albeit minor, role in the international political comedy in the loop. She delivers some very snappy dialogue and show a saucier side ...

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Zooey Deschanel age 37 - She's the girl we all wished lived next door to us, so we could say we're in love with the girl next door. Her voice has a rusty texture to it that is incredibly sexy.

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Larisa Oleynik age 35 - Another one from my youth who grew into the type of well rounded intelligent woman I'm attracted to. I hope she gets a huge comeback soon. I miss seeing her in stuff.

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Zoe Saldana age 38 - Not giant blue cat Zoe Saldana, you weirdos. Flesh and blood hot and badass Zoe Saldana. She's been on my radar since Center Stage (yes, I watch dance flicks). She's feisty, fun, and always has a little edge to her. And she's ...

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Julia Stiles age 36 - I've decided to let the guy in the video speak for me. And every other male in the country.

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Riki Lindhome age 38 - Every time I get all giddy watching Riki in a new video for Garfunkel and Oates, I immediately watch this one. It's like a cold shower.

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Katey Sagal age 63 - Katey Sagal, what can I say other than, *drool. See, I said nothing but so much all at the same time.

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Amanda Peet is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Doctor's Celebrity Crushes
Amanda Peet age 45

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Maggie Siff is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Doctor's Celebrity Crushes
Maggie Siff age 42

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Alexis Bledel age 35

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Natalie Portman age 35 - Adorable, Harvard educated, and super talented, Ms. Portman is always a pleasure to see on screen. She makes mediocre movies endurable. I even forgive her for appearing in the Star Wars train wrecks... I mean prequels.

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Scarlett Johansson age 32 - I've dug on Scarlett Johansson for a while now. I'm not going to say I saw her first, but I appreciated her in Ghost World and that affection never went away. She is now married, which really doesn't affect me, because I'm smart ...

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Ginnifer Goodwin is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Doctor's Celebrity Crushes

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Sophia Bush age 34

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Sophia Loren is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Doctor's Celebrity Crushes
Sophia Loren age 82

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Donna Reed Died at 65 (1921-1986)

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Doris Day age 93 - Completely gorgeous and always had a sense of playfulness in her roles. As far as comedic actresses are concerned she doesn't get nearly enough credit. I look at Doris Day and get twitterpated all over again.

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Tina Fey age 46 - Those glasses. The day Tina Fey picked out her first set of glasses should be marked as a national holiday. The nerds of the world have been pushed aside as our poster girl of sexy smarts was taken from us for mainstream glory.

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Jennifer Morrison You guys can love house all you want. But she's in Grind, and 100 Women. Two movies I couldn't stop watching in my late teens/early twenties. Another dream girl next door.