Movie Quotes The Five-Year Engagement Movie Quotes
'The Five-Year Engagement' movie quotes include the most memorable lines from this 2012 romantic comedy film starring Jason Segel and Emily Blunt as a couple who just can't seem to make it to the altar. Despite their best intentions, things just keep getting in their way. Quotes from 'The Five-Year Engagement,' not surprisingly, are hilarious. See a favorite? Vote it up. And if you have a personal favorite quote that isn't listed, add it.
'The Five-Year Engagement' was co-written by Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller. Stoller also directed Segel in the 2008 romantic comedy 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall,' and the pair teamed up to write the script for the 2011 comedy 'The Muppets.' 'The Five-Year Engagement' features a great cast, including Segel and Blunt, along with Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Jacki Weaver, Rhys Ifans and Kevin Hart. When Violet and Tom first get engaged, plans for a wedding are set in motion quickly. But when Violet gets a job offer in Michigan, the big day is put off. Will these two ever tie the knot? Probably, but it'll just take a little longer than they planned.
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Suzie (to Violet): "This is supposed to be exciting. This is your wedding -- you only get a few of these."
Grandparents Do Die
Sylvia: "Any ideas when this wedding might happen? Grandparents do have a tendency to die."
Violet: "Mom, they're all right there."
Sylvia: "Well, for now..."
On the Treadmill

Tom: "You told me that it was gonna be two years. It's sort of like when you're on a treadmill, and you tell yourself 'I want to run five miles today' and now, it's forever miles..."
Violet: "When was the last time you were on a treadmill? Sorry..."

Jewish Drawer

Rabbi: "Of course, the men will wear yarmulkes..."
Violet: "Babe, you don't have a yarmulke..."
Tom: "I have a whole...it's in my...Jewish drawer."
