Animated The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

2
1,179 248
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

3
1,014 203
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

4
1,199 266
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

5
1,087 235
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

6
1,031 260
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

7
783 187
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added

8
887 235
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

9
944 256
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

10
824 223
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

11
812 226
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

12
711 195
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

13
726 204
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

14
788 231
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

15
715 204
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

16
695 197
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

17
753 226
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

18
525 138
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

19
486 128
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

20
422 106
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

21
439 117
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

22
380 91
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

23
541 163
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

24
198 23
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

25
570 191
King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

26
574 193
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

27
634 227
You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now

28
623 223
Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

29
561 223
Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

30
525 220
Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

31
342 122
Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Something Wicker This Way Comes

32
431 176
Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

33
481 210
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

34
398 166
All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

35
234 79
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added

36
369 167
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

37
409 193
Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

38
282 116
TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

39
346 157
Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

40
307 140
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

41
325 154
I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

42
222 88
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added

43
309 145
Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

44
286 131
Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

45
298 139
Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

46
294 137
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

47
304 150
SHØP is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

48
270 128
The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

49
229 105
Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Vulgari

50
271 136
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Chez Guevara