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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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  • 1
    1,750
    290

    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop

    Gun store
  • 2
    1,166
    231
    James1 added

    It Blows

    The Air Conditioner Store
  • 3
    1,224
    250

    Eye Caramba

    Optical shop
  • 4
    1,328
    297
    MarkCoggins added

    Stoner's Pot Palace

    Pots and Pans store
  • 5
    1,231
    283

    Try N' Save

    Discount store
  • 6
    882
    190
    James1 added

    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

  • 7
    1,088
    279

    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm

    Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
  • 8
    537
    109
    Nick Coyne added

    Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

  • 9
    871
    226
    C_Moorehead added
  • 10
    840
    219
    C_Moorehead added

    General Chang's Taco Italiano

  • 11
    944
    261

    Dead Lobster

  • 12
    745
    194

    J.R.R. Toykin's

    Toy store
  • 13
    608
    148

    Stern Lecture Plumbing

    I told you not to flush that
  • 14
    767
    208

    Semi-Painless Dentistry

    Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
  • 15
    972
    282

    Donner's Party Supplies

    Party supply store
  • 16
    810
    235
    cappiebara added

    Hairy Shearers

  • 17
    799
    232

    Knockers

    Restaurant
  • 18
    713
    203
    James1 added

    Pay & Park & Pay

    Parking garage
  • 19
    531
    136
    AdmiralCrunch added

    Municipal House of Pancakes

    Breakfast restaurant
  • 20
    551
    148

    Kwik-e-mart

  • 21
    670
    196

    Shot In The Face

    Photo studio
  • 22
    549
    150
    liplip added

    Much Ado About Muffin

  • 23
    486
    126
    NathanielYealands-Flint added

    Starving Teachers Moving Co.

  • 24
    689
    210

    The Boob Tubery

    Electronic appliance store
  • 25
    570
    167

    King Toot's Music Store

    Musical instrument shop