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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

Updated August 22, 2018 50.5k votes 5.2k voters 2.3m views64 items

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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  • 1
    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
    2,040
    337

    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop

    Gun store
  • 2
    It Blows
    1,355
    267

    It Blows

    The Air Conditioner Store
  • 3
    Eye Caramba
    1,418
    287

    Eye Caramba

    Optical shop
  • 4
    Stoner's Pot Palace
    1,533
    343

    Stoner's Pot Palace

    Pots and Pans store
  • 5
    Try N' Save
    1,419
    331

    Try N' Save

    Discount store
  • 6
    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)
    1,003
    214

    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

  • 7
    Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy
    613
    113

    Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

  • 8
    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
    1,246
    324

    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm

    Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
  • 9
    The Family Jewels
    1,022
    262
  • 10
    Dead Lobster
    1,103
    298

    Dead Lobster

  • 11
    General Chang's Taco Italiano
    977
    257

    General Chang's Taco Italiano

  • 12
    J.R.R. Toykin's
    861
    223

    J.R.R. Toykin's

    Toy store
  • 13
    Stern Lecture Plumbing
    703
    172

    Stern Lecture Plumbing

    I told you not to flush that
  • 14
    Donner's Party Supplies
    1,135
    329

    Donner's Party Supplies

    Party supply store
  • 15
    Semi-Painless Dentistry
    885
    244

    Semi-Painless Dentistry

    Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
  • 16
    Hairy Shearers
    946
    275

    Hairy Shearers

  • 17
    Pay & Park & Pay
    833
    236

    Pay & Park & Pay

    Parking garage
  • 18
    Knockers
    930
    271

    Knockers

    Restaurant
  • 19
    Municipal House of Pancakes
    617
    158

    Municipal House of Pancakes

    Breakfast restaurant
  • 20
    Kwik-e-mart
    641
    171

    Kwik-e-mart

  • 21
    Starving Teachers Moving Co.
    564
    145

    Starving Teachers Moving Co.

  • 22
    Much Ado About Muffin
    646
    176

    Much Ado About Muffin

  • 23
    Shot In The Face
    777
    228

    Shot In The Face

    Photo studio
  • 24
    The Boob Tubery
    804
    246

    The Boob Tubery

    Electronic appliance store
  • 25
    King Toot's Music Store
    656
    197

    King Toot's Music Store

    Musical instrument shop