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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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972 191
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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1,124 238
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

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1,157 257
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

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1,038 227
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

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982 251
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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751 174
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added The Family Jewels

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911 240
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

9
852 223
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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795 211
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

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781 214
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

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764 218
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

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679 185
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

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704 196
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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690 192
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

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734 211
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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661 188
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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503 131
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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462 116
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

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401 94
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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520 152
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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357 86
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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410 111
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

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546 185
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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549 187
King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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604 215
Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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607 219
You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now

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159 18
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

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542 215
Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

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509 213
Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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322 113
Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Something Wicker This Way Comes

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412 170
Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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460 203
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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384 161
All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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216 72
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Lard Lad

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393 184
Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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355 163
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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332 151
Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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268 111
TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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295 135
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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207 80
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Krusty Burger

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309 147
I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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275 125
Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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295 140
Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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281 132
Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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280 132
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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260 120
The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

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291 142
SHØP is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

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219 95
Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Vulgari

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263 126
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Chez Guevara