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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

Updated August 22, 2018 50.9k votes 5.2k voters 2.3m views64 items

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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  • You Thai Now26
    681
    227

    You Thai Now

  • Gulp N' Blow27
    659
    222

    Gulp N' Blow

    Fast Food
  • Pool Sharks28
    593
    194

    Pool Sharks

    Pool sales & supplies
  • Something Wicker This Way Comes29
    460
    144

    Something Wicker This Way Comes

  • Lard Lad30
    388
    115
  • Leftorium31
    604
    226

    Leftorium

    Specialty gifts
  • Abercrombie & The Other Guy32
    549
    222

    Abercrombie & The Other Guy

    Clothing
  • Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service33
    520
    208

    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service

    Babysitting services
  • Painful Memories Party Supplies34
    467
    184

    Painful Memories Party Supplies

    Party supplies
  • Krusty Burger35
    336
    125
  • TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery36
    348
    133

    TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

  • Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor37
    355
    138

    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor

    Ice cream shop
  • Noiseland Video Arcade38
    392
    160

    Noiseland Video Arcade

    Video arcade
  • All Creatures Great and Cheap39
    424
    181

    All Creatures Great and Cheap

    Pet Store
  • Malaria Zone40
    257
    90

    Malaria Zone

    Clothing retailer
  • Toys 'L' Us41
    444
    197

    Toys 'L' Us

    Toy store in Chinatown
  • Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net42
    405
    179

    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

    Internet Company
  • Broken-Home Chimney Repair43
    328
    136

    Broken-Home Chimney Repair

    Home repair
  • Southern Cracker44
    346
    146

    Southern Cracker

    The Dryyyyyyy Cracker
  • Chez Guevara45
    321
    137

    Chez Guevara

  • Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic46
    307
    129

    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic

    Health services
  • Cockamamies47
    336
    148

    Cockamamies

    Antiques and collectibles
  • I.P.O. Friday's48
    348
    157

    I.P.O. Friday's

    Investment firm
  • SHØP49
    343
    156

    SHØP

    Furniture
  • R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin'50
    316
    150

    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin'

    Bakery