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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
Gun store
2
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows
The Air Conditioner Store
3
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba
Optical shop
4
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save
Discount store
5
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace
Pots and Pans store
6
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
7
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added
8
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies
Party supply store
9
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster
10
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano
11
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers
Restaurant
12
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers
13
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's
Toy store
14
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay
Parking garage
15
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy
16
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry
Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
17
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face
Photo studio
18
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery
Electronic appliance store
19
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)
20
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin
21
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing
I told you not to flush that
22
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Kwik-e-mart
23
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes
Breakfast restaurant
24
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.
25
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks
Pool sales & supplies