Animated The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

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It Blows is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

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Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

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I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added The Family Jewels

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Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

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Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

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Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

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General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

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Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

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Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

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J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

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Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

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Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now

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Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

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Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Something Wicker This Way Comes

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Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Lard Lad

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Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Krusty Burger

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Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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SHØP is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

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The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

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Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Vulgari

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Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Chez Guevara