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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons 

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Updated August 22, 2018 55.1k votes 5k voters 2.2M views 67 items

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

list ordered by
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Bloodbath & Beyond G... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
Gun store
2
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace
Pots and Pans store
3
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba
Optical shop
4
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows
The Air Conditioner Store
5
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save
Discount store
6
I Can't Believe It's A L... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
7
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster
8
Donner's Party Supplies ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies
Party supply store
9
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added
10
Sneed's Feed and Seed (F... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)
11
General Chang's Taco Ita... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano
12
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers
Restaurant
13
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers
14
Semi-Painless Dentistry ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry
Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
15
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's
Toy store
16
Pay & Park & Pay... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay
Parking garage
17
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery
Electronic appliance store
18
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face
Photo studio
19
Stern Lecture Plumbing ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing
I told you not to flush that
20
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin
21
King Toot's Music Store ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store
Musical instrument shop
22
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Kwik-e-mart
23
Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow
Fast Food
24
You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now
25
Municipal House of Panca... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes
Breakfast restaurant