Animated The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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1,838 290
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
Gun store
2
1,180 238
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows
The Air Conditioner Store
3
1,258 261
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba
Optical shop
4
1,327 294
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save
Discount store
5
1,365 309
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace
Pots and Pans store
6
1,149 307
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
7
885 220
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added
8
999 266
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster
9
1,063 289
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies
Party supply store
10
826 227
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano
11
907 261
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers
Restaurant
12
903 260
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers
13
789 220
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's
Toy store
14
301 39
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy
15
810 230
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay
Parking garage
16
866 259
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry
Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
17
777 231
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face
Photo studio
18
818 251
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery
Electronic appliance store
19
558 147
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin
20
701 208
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)
21
586 161
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing
I told you not to flush that
22
518 137
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Kwik-e-mart
23
488 125
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes
Breakfast restaurant
24
444 110
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.
25
587 186
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks
Pool sales & supplies