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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

2
989 195
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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1,146 242
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

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1,171 264
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

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1,055 230
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

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1,007 252
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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768 178
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added The Family Jewels

8
871 227
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

9
925 247
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

10
813 214
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

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794 218
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

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777 222
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

13
692 189
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

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700 196
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

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712 201
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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746 216
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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678 191
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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514 134
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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473 120
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

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409 101
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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529 158
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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370 88
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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423 112
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

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559 189
King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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555 189
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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621 222
You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now

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612 219
Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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175 20
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

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554 217
Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

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518 215
Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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328 116
Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Something Wicker This Way Comes

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422 171
Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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471 205
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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393 161
All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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226 73
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Lard Lad

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400 187
Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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361 164
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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276 112
TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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338 153
Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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215 81
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Krusty Burger

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299 136
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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314 149
I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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279 127
Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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301 142
Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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285 134
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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287 136
Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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263 122
The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

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296 144
SHØP is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

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223 98
Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Vulgari

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266 129
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Chez Guevara