Animated The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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1,719 277
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
Gun store

2
1,098 220
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows
The Air Conditioner Store

3
1,179 247
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba
Optical shop

4
1,259 273
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save
Discount store

5
1,298 286
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace
Pots and Pans store

6
1,093 285
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm
Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

7
839 203
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added

8
948 251
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

9
1,006 276
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies
Party supply store

10
867 243
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers
Restaurant

11
777 210
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

12
862 247
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

13
752 208
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's
Toy store

14
778 219
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay
Parking garage

15
832 247
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry
Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

16
752 219
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face
Photo studio

17
256 30
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

18
564 147
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing
I told you not to flush that

19
788 241
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery
Electronic appliance store

20
528 136
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

21
459 115
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes
Breakfast restaurant

22
483 129
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

23
413 102
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

24
631 203
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

25
563 177
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks
Pool sales & supplies