Animated The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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1,627 267
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

2
1,209 254
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

3
1,043 210
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

4
1,242 272
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

5
1,115 241
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

6
1,055 267
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

7
803 194
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added

8
914 239
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

9
971 261
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

10
841 230
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

11
835 233
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

12
738 202
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

13
807 236
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

14
746 212
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

15
718 201
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

16
728 210
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

17
767 231
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

18
540 141
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

19
500 131
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

20
436 110
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

21
220 26
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

22
394 94
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

23
549 168
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

24
448 124
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

25
601 197
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)