Animated The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons  

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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1,595 264
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

2
1,185 249
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

3
1,020 205
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

4
1,206 268
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

5
1,092 237
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

6
1,036 262
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

7
787 189
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added

8
893 236
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

9
947 260
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

10
828 225
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

11
815 229
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

12
713 198
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

13
732 207
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

14
792 232
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

15
699 198
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

16
717 207
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

17
754 228
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

18
529 138
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

19
488 129
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

20
423 108
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

21
441 119
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

22
382 93
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

23
541 166
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

24
571 193
King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

25
576 196
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

26
199 26
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

27
625 224
Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

28
635 229
You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now

29
563 224
Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

30
344 123
Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Something Wicker This Way Comes

31
525 223
Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

32
431 179
Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

33
482 212
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

34
398 169
All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

35
235 81
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added

36
411 194
Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

37
369 170
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

38
348 158
Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

39
282 119
TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

40
308 142
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

41
223 90
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added

42
325 157
I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

43
309 148
Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

44
299 142
Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

45
286 134
Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

46
294 140
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

47
306 151
SHØP is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

48
271 129
The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

49
229 107
Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Vulgari

50
271 137
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Chez Guevara