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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

2
985 195
It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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1,140 241
Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

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1,168 262
Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
MarkCoggins added Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

5
1,050 229
Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

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1,001 252
I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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765 177
The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added The Family Jewels

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922 246
Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

9
867 227
Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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809 214
Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

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792 218
Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
cappiebara added Hairy Shearers

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776 222
Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

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688 189
General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added General Chang's Taco Italiano

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699 196
Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

The Best Norah Jones Songs

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711 201
Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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740 216
The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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675 191
J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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512 134
Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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471 120
Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Much Ado About Muffin

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408 100
Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
AdmiralCrunch added Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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527 158
Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

The Most Ridiculous Superheroes Ever

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421 112
Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Kwik-e-mart

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367 88
Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
NathanielYealands-Flint added Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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557 189
King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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554 188
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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619 222
You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
dubier added You Thai Now

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610 219
Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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171 20
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Nick Coyne added Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

The 17 Greatest Simpsons Religion Jokes

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552 217
Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

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517 215
Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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328 115
Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
liplip added Something Wicker This Way Comes

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421 171
Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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469 205
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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392 161
All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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224 73
Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Lard Lad

8 TV Channels That Forgot What They’re About

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399 187
Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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360 164
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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274 112
TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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337 153
Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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213 81
Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
RalphBob added Krusty Burger

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298 136
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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314 148
I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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279 126
Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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299 141
Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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286 135
Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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284 134
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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263 122
The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

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293 144
SHØP is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

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220 97
Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Vulgari

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264 128
Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
James1 added Chez Guevara