The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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Vote on the best fantasy baseball team names to determine the closer, or add another moniker to the bullpen.

Baseball. America's Pastime. It's a sport that you don't even need to be in really good shape to play. You just have to be good at one thing sometimes. Like hitting home runs. If you're really good at that you can be morbidly obese and still play this sport. 

The only problem is that hitting a baseball pitched to you by a major league pitcher is the single hardest thing in professional sports.

Luckily, this list isn't about baseball. It's about Fantasy Baseball! That's even more fun! Fantasy Baseball lets you experience all of the fun parts of the MLB without having to sit through an entire 4 1/2 hour game! However, Fantasy Baseball isn't without its frustrations. Baseball is a game of random slumps, injuries, roster changes, lengthy suspensions, rain outs and double headers that are sure to make managing your fake team a constant struggle.

But, control what you CAN control. For example, your team should have a great name. The following is a list of some funny Fantasy Baseball team names that you should consider. Vote for your favorites and add any that you don't see on the list already!
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  • Puigs In A Blanket
    1
    82 votes

    Puigs In A Blanket

  • It's My Dickey In A Box!
    2
    37 votes

    It's My Dickey In A Box!

  • Angels in the Troutfield
    3
    74 votes

    Angels in the Troutfield

  • Choo’s on first
    4
    50 votes

    Choo’s on first

  • Kershawshank Redemption
    5
    57 votes

    Kershawshank Redemption

  • Sacrifice Blunts
    6
    39 votes

    Sacrifice Blunts