Baseball The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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Baseball. America's Pastime. It's a sport that you don't even need to be in really good shape to play. You just have to be good at one thing sometimes. Like hitting home runs. If you're really good at that you can be morbidly obese and still play this sport. 

The only problem is that hitting a baseball pitched to you by a major league pitcher is the single hardest thing in professional sports.

Luckily, this list isn't about baseball. It's about Fantasy Baseball! That's even more fun! Fantasy Baseball lets you experience all of the fun parts of the MLB without having to sit through an entire 4 1/2 hour game! However, Fantasy Baseball isn't without its frustrations. Baseball is a game of random slumps, injuries, roster changes, lengthy suspensions, rain outs and double headers that are sure to make managing your fake team a constant struggle.

But, control what you CAN control. For example, your team should have a great name. The following is a list of some funny Fantasy Baseball team names that you should consider. Vote for your favorites and add any that you don't see on the list already!
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Angels in the Troutfield is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Angels in the Troutfield

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Puigs In A Blanket is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Puigs In A Blanket

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Ring Around The Posey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Ring Around The Posey

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Michael Wacha is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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Barry Bail Bonds is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Barry Bail Bonds

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Swingin' For The Pences is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Swingin' For The Pences

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Machado About Nothing is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Machado About Nothing

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Kershawshank Redemption is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Kershawshank Redemption

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You Down With OBP? is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
You Down With OBP?

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9 7
Full Count Chocula is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Full Count Chocula

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8 6
Yeah Jeets! is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Yeah Jeets!

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10 9
Napoli Ever After is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Napoli Ever After

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The Jet Stole Home! is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Jet Stole Home!

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Earl Weaver is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Daniel Trout added

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Jason Kipnis is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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Bay Of Puigs is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Bay Of Puigs

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I'm Jose Canseco!!!! is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
I'm Jose Canseco!!!!

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Taco Bellsbury is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Taco Bellsbury

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Choo’s on first is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Choo’s on first

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4 4
Wakefield's Moose Knuckle is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Wakefield's Moose Knuckle

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ManBearPuig is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
ManBearPuig

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8 9
Curt's Last Schilling is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Curt's Last Schilling

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2 3
Manny Being Manny is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Manny Being Manny

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2 3
It's My Dickey In A Box! is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
It's My Dickey In A Box!

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7 9
Tanaknock Knock Joke is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Tanaknock Knock Joke

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7 9
Dr. Strangeglove is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Dr. Strangeglove

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7 9
JUST A Bit Outside is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
JUST A Bit Outside

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12 15
Sega Biogenesis is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Sega Biogenesis

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5 7
Name That Molina is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Name That Molina

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5 7
The Pine Tar Incident is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Pine Tar Incident

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5 7
The Clown Questions is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Clown Questions

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4 6
The Bloody Sox is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Bloody Sox

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3 5
Mike Ehrman-Trout is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Mike Ehrman-Trout

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The Split Finger Hoochies is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Split Finger Hoochies

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2 4
Beleaguered Their Own is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Blake Thompson added Beleaguered Their Own

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2 4
Just Coco Crisp is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Just Coco Crisp

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2 4
Sacrifice Blunts is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Sacrifice Blunts

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The Steroid Era is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Steroid Era

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4 7
That’ll do Puig, That’ll do is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
That’ll do Puig, That’ll do

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3 6
The Rockford Peaches is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Rockford Peaches

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3 6
Big Papi's Mango Salsa is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Big Papi's Mango Salsa

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Dustin Pedroia's Napoleon Comp... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Dustin Pedroia's Napoleon Complex

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2 6
Big League Chew is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Big League Chew

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Back Back Back Back Back Back is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Back Back Back Back Back Back

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Lou Gehrig's Disease is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Lou Gehrig's Disease