Baseball The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote on the best fantasy baseball team names to determine the closer, or add another moniker to the bullpen.

Baseball. America's Pastime. It's a sport that you don't even need to be in really good shape to play. You just have to be good at one thing sometimes. Like hitting home runs. If you're really good at that you can be morbidly obese and still play this sport. 

The only problem is that hitting a baseball pitched to you by a major league pitcher is the single hardest thing in professional sports.

Luckily, this list isn't about baseball. It's about Fantasy Baseball! That's even more fun! Fantasy Baseball lets you experience all of the fun parts of the MLB without having to sit through an entire 4 1/2 hour game! However, Fantasy Baseball isn't without its frustrations. Baseball is a game of random slumps, injuries, roster changes, lengthy suspensions, rain outs and double headers that are sure to make managing your fake team a constant struggle.

But, control what you CAN control. For example, your team should have a great name. The following is a list of some funny Fantasy Baseball team names that you should consider. Vote for your favorites and add any that you don't see on the list already!
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Angels in the Troutfield is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Angels in the Troutfield

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40 26
Puigs In A Blanket is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Puigs In A Blanket

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26 18
Ring Around The Posey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Ring Around The Posey

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25 19
Swingin' For The Pences is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Swingin' For The Pences

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23 17
Barry Bail Bonds is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Barry Bail Bonds

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17 13
You Down With OBP? is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
You Down With OBP?

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13 10
Napoli Ever After is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Napoli Ever After

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20 18
Kershawshank Redemption is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Kershawshank Redemption

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7 4
Earl Weaver is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Daniel Trout added

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17 15
Choo’s on first is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Choo’s on first

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12 10
Curt's Last Schilling is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Curt's Last Schilling

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15 14
Machado About Nothing is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Machado About Nothing

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11 10
Michael Wacha is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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10 9
Full Count Chocula is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Full Count Chocula

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11 11
Bay Of Puigs is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Bay Of Puigs

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10 10
JUST A Bit Outside is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
JUST A Bit Outside

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5 5
Sacrifice Blunts is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Sacrifice Blunts

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4 4
It's My Dickey In A Box! is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
It's My Dickey In A Box!

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8 9
Yeah Jeets! is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Yeah Jeets!

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7 8
The Jet Stole Home! is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
The Jet Stole Home!

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8 10
Tanaknock Knock Joke is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Tanaknock Knock Joke

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11 14
Jason Kipnis is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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5 7
Wakefield's Moose Knuckle is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Wakefield's Moose Knuckle

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8 11
I'm Jose Canseco!!!! is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
I'm Jose Canseco!!!!

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7 10
Taco Bellsbury is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names
Taco Bellsbury