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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

Updated July 8, 2020 28.2k votes 3.1k voters 82.8k views64 items

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The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    The Chalkboard

  • 2
    638
    111

    The Couch

  • 3
    736
    154

    The 'Bort' License Plate

    We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.
  • 4
    758
    169

    Mr. Sparkle Box

    Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
  • 5
    755
    175

    Malk

    Now with Vitamin R
  • 6
    635
    144

    Duff Beer

  • 7
    620
    143

    Tomacco

  • 8
    587
    139

    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test

    Warning: May cause birth defects
  • 9
    602
    149

    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

  • 10
    582
    144

    The Make-Up Gun

  • 11
    523
    136

    The Drinking Bird

    Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!
  • 12
    527
    148

    Inanimate Carbon Rod

    In Rod We Trust
  • 13
    445
    119

    Squishee

  • 14
    319
    77

    Rakes

  • 15
    293
    70

    Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

  • 16
    323
    88

    Grade F Meat

  • 17
    365
    123

    Krusty-Os

    Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O
  • 18
    323
    104

    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

  • 19
    393
    145

    Homer's Sugar Pile

    First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
  • 20
    359
    132

    Gummi Venus De Milo

  • 21
    343
    129

    Lisa's Saxaphone

  • 22
    333
    135

    "The Homer" Car

  • 23
    327
    134

    The RibWich

  • 24
    319
    130

    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid

    ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...
  • 25
    265
    109

    Free Trampoline

    Tramampoline!
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List Rules: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.