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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

Updated July 8, 2020 26.0k votes 3.1k voters 82.6k views64 items

List RulesNo living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    942
    171

    The Chalkboard

  • 2
    641
    112

    The Couch

  • 3
    740
    154

    The 'Bort' License Plate

    We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.
  • 4
    761
    170

    Mr. Sparkle Box

    Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
  • 5
    760
    175

    Malk

    Now with Vitamin R
  • 6
    640
    143

    Duff Beer

  • 7
    624
    142

    Tomacco

  • 8
    590
    140

    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test

    Warning: May cause birth defects
  • 9
    605
    148

    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

  • 10
    586
    145

    The Make-Up Gun

  • 11
    525
    137

    The Drinking Bird

    Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!
  • 12
    531
    149

    Inanimate Carbon Rod

    In Rod We Trust
  • 13
    447
    119

    Squishee

  • 14
    322
    78

    Rakes

  • 15
    295
    70

    Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

  • 16
    325
    89

    Grade F Meat

  • 17
    367
    124

    Krusty-Os

    Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O
  • 18
    325
    104

    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

  • 19
    396
    146

    Homer's Sugar Pile

    First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
  • 20
    361
    132

    Gummi Venus De Milo

  • 21
    345
    130

    Lisa's Saxaphone

  • 22
    335
    135

    "The Homer" Car

  • 23
    329
    135

    The RibWich

  • 24
    320
    131

    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid

    ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...
  • 25
    267
    110

    Free Trampoline

    Tramampoline!
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List Rules: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.