Animated The Funniest Props on The Simpsons  

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List Rules No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Chalkboard

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621 109
The Couch is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Couch

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811 169
Malk is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Malk Now with Vitamin R

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825 174
Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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753 154
The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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676 142
Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Duff Beer

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632 134
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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665 146
Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Tomacco

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621 138
The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Make-Up Gun

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638 161
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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570 149
The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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459 119
Squishee is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Squishee

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556 167
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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233 44
Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Dea... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

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451 152
Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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266 69
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Rakes

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293 85
Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
JeffCrowder added Grade F Meat

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329 108
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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385 139
Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Gummi Venus De Milo

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378 137
Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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361 128
Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lisa's Saxaphone

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367 140
The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The RibWich

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372 148
"The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
"The Homer" Car

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344 149
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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327 146
Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Big Book of British Smiles

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272 120
Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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250 106
The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Baby Translator

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255 112
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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284 137
Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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250 115
AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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249 115
Bobo the Bear is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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296 147
Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
dubier added Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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253 125
Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Radioactive Man #1

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222 108
Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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227 113
Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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218 108
The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Homer Bowling Ball

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209 102
Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
PaKent added Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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124 52
Bart's Utility Belt is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Bart's Utility Belt

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215 125
Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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237 142
Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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185 106
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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208 124
Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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165 97
Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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195 122
Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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179 117
Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Cheezus H. Rice

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172 112
Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Assassin Shoes

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209 143
Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Skittlebrau

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161 104
Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Li... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.