Animated The Funniest Props on The Simpsons  

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List Rules No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Chalkboard

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634 110
The Couch is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Couch

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841 176
Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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770 154
The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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828 173
Malk is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Malk Now with Vitamin R

6
687 146
Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Duff Beer

7
646 134
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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675 149
Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Tomacco

9
634 142
The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Make-Up Gun

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651 163
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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578 151
The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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470 120
Squishee is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Squishee

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565 169
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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244 46
Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Dea... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

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457 153
Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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301 87
Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
JeffCrowder added Grade F Meat

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271 73
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Rakes

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335 109
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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387 137
Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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390 141
Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Gummi Venus De Milo

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366 131
Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lisa's Saxaphone

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373 143
The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The RibWich

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379 149
"The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
"The Homer" Car

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350 150
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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334 148
Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Big Book of British Smiles

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257 108
The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Baby Translator

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262 113
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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275 123
Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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289 138
Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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256 117
AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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300 149
Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
dubier added Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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253 118
Bobo the Bear is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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254 129
Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Radioactive Man #1

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226 111
Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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231 115
Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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222 110
The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Homer Bowling Ball

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212 105
Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
PaKent added Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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209 111
Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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128 55
Bart's Utility Belt is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Bart's Utility Belt

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243 143
Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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219 128
Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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191 107
Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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212 126
Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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188 109
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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170 99
Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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197 125
Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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177 114
Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Assassin Shoes

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214 145
Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Skittlebrau

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183 120
Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Cheezus H. Rice

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105 56
Angel Fossil is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
James Crose II added Angel Fossil