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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons 

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Updated July 8, 2020 32.4k votes 3k voters 81.4k views 69 items

List Rules No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Chalkboard
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Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Mr. Sparkle Box
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
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Malk is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Malk
Now with Vitamin R
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The 'Bort' License Plate... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The 'Bort' License Plate
We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.
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The Couch is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Couch
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Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Duff Beer
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Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Tomacco
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Krusty Home Pregnancy Te... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test
Warning: May cause birth defects
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The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Make-Up Gun
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I Choo-Choo Choose You C... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card
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The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Drinking Bird
Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!
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Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Inanimate Carbon Rod
In Rod We Trust
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Squishee is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Squishee
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Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Homer's Sugar Pile
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
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Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty-Os
Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O
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Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Gummi Venus De Milo
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Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lisa's Saxaphone
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Ranker Video
Rakes
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Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
JeffCrowder added Grade F Meat
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The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The RibWich
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"The Homer" Ca... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
"The Homer" Car
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Krusty Brand Imitation G... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel
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Homers 10 Foot Sandwich ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death
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Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyr... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid
... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...
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Big Book of British Smil... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Big Book of British Smiles